Randomn known shit about DearBooze

[oettinger]

He sexually harassed me.
Is this the #DBdidmetoo counceling group?

Edit: Hey that got a ring to it, doesn`t it. I`ll print free t-shirts for everyone tomorrow

[oettinger]

He`s the open wound that won`t heal

[Artful Drunktective]

All of these things are his and Mrs. Booze's activites during their spare time when he's not out " managing" (drinking) at the Hole. And doing important mayoral stuff.

DB spare time

[oettinger]

What most drunk people call the Hole, he calls home

[oettinger]

Who is this John Dearbooze? GOOOD?????

No, god may have mercy.

He wouldn`t leave your bathroom like that

[Badfellow]

Who is this John Dearbooze? GOOOD?????

No, god may have mercy.

He wouldn`t leave your bathroom like that

wtf are you talking about again?

[Artful Drunktective]

Who is Dear Booze? I will never speak ill of such a person nor will I bring up the broken foot foot in the cooler and Absinthe.

[oettinger]

Who is this John Dearbooze? GOOOD?????

No, god may have mercy.

He wouldn`t leave your bathroom like that

wtf are you talking about again?

Sly Stallone: Drunko

If there`s a way into the closed bar he will find it

There`s one thing you shoulfn`t forget:

Empties.
Lots of empties.


Bodybags full of empties

First drinkn Number 2, shitface 3, Missing in action 6, karate drunk 9, lost on drunkard-board 5

no law, no drink, no wife can stop him

[Badfellow]

He changed his name from Jimmy John Lester McGill to StinkPOWERfinger Steve esq. after the recent Tylenol/Syphylis scandal, then purchased a gay club in Meh-hee-co to launder his most recent wife's body portions in the Sonoran desert.



You stink I'm making this up?

[Dear Booze]

He changed his name from Jimmy John Lester McGill to StinkPOWERfinger Steve esq. after the recent Tylenol/Syphylis scandal, then purchased a gay club in Meh-hee-co to launder his most recent wife's body portions in the Sonoran desert.



You stink I'm making this up?

Word!

[Artful Drunktective]

He really is Vince Vaughn.

[Badfellow]

He really is Vince Vaughgina.

Fixed that for ya, kinda sorta.

[oettinger]

Mr Anderson

[Badfellow]

He sexually harassed me.
Is this the #DBdidmetoo counceling group?

Edit: Hey that got a ring to it, doesn`t it. I`ll print free t-shirts for everyone tomorrow

Still waiting for my free t-shirt. Can I get mine in a Slayer font?

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Did ya ever get that shirt? DB will just send you something from his own private collection instead.