Randomn known shit about DearBooze

[Artful Drunktective]

I've been in the trunk of that '74 Plymouth Duster and it is totally worth the price.

[Artful Drunktective]

He plays this 80's cassette tape called "Dear Booze's Greatest Hits" and it consists of....

[Bubblez]

Toto and Chicago songs

[Artful Drunktective]

Badfellow says Richard Marx's "Right Here Waiting For You" is on it.

[Badfellow]

He likes to lay down his romantic tracks on a Maxell 120, including but not limited to the following bands:

*Journey
*Barry Manilow
*Bryan Adams
*Chicago
*Boston
*Kansas
*Toto
*Bachman Turner Overdrive
*Electric Light Orchestra
*Whitney Houston
*Bon Jovi
*Skid Row
*Brett Micheals
*Tommy Lee
*Starship
*REO Speedwagon
*Michael Bolton
*Yanni
*Kenny G
*Chaka Khan
*Falco
*Nina
*Lita Ford
*Def Lepptard
*Belinda Carlysle
*Rick Astley
*Wang Chung
*K-Tel Dumb Ditties
*Madonna
*Bow Wow Wow
*Debbie Gibson
*Tiffany
*Kylie Minogue
*Midnight Oil
*Information Society
*Soft Cell
*Rick Springfield
*Corey Hart
*Wall of Voodoo
*Slade
*Quiet Riot
*Robert Palmer
*Robert Plant
*Duran Duran
*David Lee Roth
*Sammy Hagar
*Don Johnson
*Eddie Murphy
*William Shatner
*Jan Hammer

[Artful Drunktective]

You forgot:

Mili Vanilli

Vanilla Ice

C & C Music Factory

Whitesnake

Terence Trent D'Arby

Chris de Burgh

Lionel Richie

[Patchez]

Relax-- Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

[oettinger]

He is part of the "make a drink foundation" where communities pay shitloads of money for drunks to stay off the street

[Artful Drunktective]

Animotion. Obsession. I think that was the song he lost his virginity too in the back of a bitchin' Camaro.

[oettinger]

Animotion. Obsession. I think that was the song he lost his virginity too in the back of a bitchin' Camaro.

I`m pretty sure it was the flatbed of a certain dodge truck

[Badfellow]

Animotion. Obsession. I think that was the song he lost his virginity too in the back of a bitchin' Camaro.

I`m pretty sure it was the flatbed of a certain dodge truck

No, pretty sure it was the men's bathroom of a certain Burger King.

[Artful Drunktective]

Really? Is this actually up for discussion? We can't really establish all of the places Dear Booze was gang banged. Let's just assume it was in the Camaro and not a German Candy Van.

And Toto was totally playing on the radio.

[Dear Booze]

Really? Is this actually up for discussion? We can't really establish all of the places Dear Booze was gang banged. Let's just assume it was in the Camaro and not a German Candy Van.

And Toto was totally playing on the radio.

Yep. Toto's "Rosana" was playing at Bernie's Skateboard Shop right before I slipped into the alley and banged the virginity out of Cindy Smothers. I saw her at a recent high school reunion. She still doesn't walk right.

She didn't walk very well before that fateful day either. As a matter of fact, if I recall, 'ol Cindy got around on wrist crutches.

Funny thing, you say "potato", I say "potato". Cindy always said "plagblato".

[oettinger]

Wasn`t Cindy Lauper the singer in Metallica once?

[ThirstyDrunk]

Toto recorded most of the instrumentation to Michael Jackson' s Thriller album.