He put himself through community college for his Town Mayor associate degree by moonlighting as a Warren Zevon tribute solo band, featuring his local hit "Tyson the Headless Chicken"
This was at the Chick E. Cheese and the children were confused, but it sold a lot of nuggets.
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Artful Drunktective
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We were so proud of him that day he got his Mayoral Associates degree. Quite the buffet spread at the after party as well! Yea!mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:30 amHe put himself through community college for his Town Mayor associate degree by moonlighting as a Warren Zevon tribute solo band, featuring his local hit "Tyson the Headless Chicken"
This was at the Chick E. Cheese and the children were confused, but it sold a lot of nuggets.
Okole maluna!
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Drunkard paradise. Nothing left but to crash on the bed and lights out!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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His manly boobs at sought after by more than half the men in his golf club.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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They`re the lone reason I pay the 15000 bucks/year membership fee
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Artful Drunktective
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The evil semen sorcerer.
His cum-soaking powers are witchcraft in my pornmagazine.
His cum-soaking powers are witchcraft in my pornmagazine.
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He is pissing off families of drug cartel people at this very momento.
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Stay in mechico. Start a new family, the old one is gone anyhow. Get a new drunkard-account and start from zero
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It was recently leaked that his snot is widely used in fixing spacecrafts.
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He fell off a ferry in the middle of the ocean.
Years later his wife sent out a mission to find his dead body.
Cause it still got this 5k wristwatch on it.
Years later his wife sent out a mission to find his dead body.
Cause it still got this 5k wristwatch on it.
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Dear Booze is a politically correct Jesuit eunuch. How disgraceful!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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He had sex with Margaret Thatcher on numerous occasions.