Randomn known shit about DearBooze

[oettinger]

Who got fucked is the question to answer for philosophers of ages to come

[Artful Drunktective]

After returning from Mexico, he is delighted to cross off a few more STD's off his bucket list after he simultaneously contracted herpes AND chlamydia (again). The question is... was it from a hooker or a donkey? ¡Ay Chihuahua!

Too bad he is immune to penicillin...hmm...

[oettinger]

Or from the big elephant in the room

[Badfellow]

Or from the big elephant in the room

How that elephant got in his pajamas, he'll never know.

[Artful Drunktective]

Because he is a germ·o·phobe, he uses the tongs on his schlong from the salad bar at the Sizzler or Golden Corral when he takes a pee in the bathroom when he's out to dinner. Then he puts them back at the salad bar.

[oettinger]

Because he is a germ·o·phobe, he uses the tongs on his schlong from the salad bar at the Sizzler or Golden Corral when he takes a pee in the bathroom when he's out to dinner. Then he puts them back at the salad bar.

Don`t go there, it took me days, no weeks, to teach him the differnce between bathroom and kitchen.

[Artful Drunktective]

He wines and dines local prostitutes at the Sizzler's in the L.A. area then afterwards drives them to the desert listening to this in his Coupe deville. Or Beamer. Or Escalade. Whatever he feels like driving that day. Depends on if he has to bury anything in the desert. California knows how to party!

[oldsmartskunk]

He pisses on his own fence !

[Artful Drunktective]

In addition to being immune to penicillin, he is also immune to mace.

[Lush City]

In addition to being immune to penicillin, he is also immune to mace.

Too bad for you if you are foolish enough to be caught in a room alone with this fiend.

[oettinger]

In addition to being immune to penicillin, he is also immune to mace.

Too bad for you if you are foolish enough to be caught in a room alone with this fiend.

Alone? We were like ten

[Artful Drunktective]

One of his favorite movies is "Dirty Dancing".

[Badfellow]

He allegedly gropes himself on a regular basis.

[Badfellow]

His finger smells worse than a Lebanese garbage dump.

[Artful Drunktective]

He allegedly gropes himself on a regular basis.

Allegedly?