Randomn known shit about DearBooze
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His initials stand for Drunken Blaster
His wife has no clue what MDM is about. She thinks it`s a Thai dating website
He is a perverted corn rapist, he lives next to a cornfield. He grows and rapes corn
Sorry I`m german and my english is bad, I meant to say: He is a corny farmer that is ment to grape
Sorry again, A horny father that just went for rape
got it, much better.
His dogs do it on the backseat of his Toyota landcruiser
His Landcruiser is yellow and that hilarious fact alone needs a thread by itself
On google street view you can see him getting rid of some nanny`s bodyparts
His wife has no clue what MDM is about. She thinks it`s a Thai dating website
He is a perverted corn rapist, he lives next to a cornfield. He grows and rapes corn
Sorry I`m german and my english is bad, I meant to say: He is a corny farmer that is ment to grape
Sorry again, A horny father that just went for rape
got it, much better.
His dogs do it on the backseat of his Toyota landcruiser
His Landcruiser is yellow and that hilarious fact alone needs a thread by itself
On google street view you can see him getting rid of some nanny`s bodyparts
Drink!
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He stands outside his bedroom window John Cusak 'Say Anything' style blasting this song to his wife every time they have a quarrel.
Climax Blues Band
Climax Blues Band
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He's big on popped collars, tweed Gatsby hats and argyle cardigan sweaters. And he likes to pull his socks up to his balls.
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I thought he just had argyle ball sweaters to match?
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You might be thinking of his cashmere Dolce & Gabbana scrotum cozy.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:01 amI thought he just had argyle ball sweaters to match?
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On the campaign trail, he shakes babies and kisses hands, but it's his promise of a kettle of booze on every stovetop that gets the votes.
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His go-to song during drunk karaoke is Steve Miller Band's Abracadabra 'cause it reminds him of his gigolo years.
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Lush City wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:38 pmIs that some kind of limmerick? Hic cup! hack hack hack...mistah willies wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:20 pmShitfinger Shelley and Stinkfinger Steve
Went out on the town one late Summer’s Eve.
Said he:
“Life is a lemon and time is a trollop
Two fingers of drink for a finger of scallop?”
Shelley just smiled and together both knew:
By hangover time they’d be covered in poo.
Butt of who?
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During the last huge Skype hang-out a week ago, that name of Steve was brought about.
I found out where the start was: The Badfellow invented that moniker:
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:45 amFirst off, HAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAABadfellow wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:59 amHe bribes the neighbor's kids with hard root beer to clean up all the dog poop in his yard.
His wife claims that "Southern Comfort makes him more rapisty than a dolphin".
Most people from Texas just assume he's gay.
His golf cart seat gonorrhea has cleared up nicely.
Known Aliases:
*Shitfinger Steve
*Ayatollah Steve ibn Shitfingeri
*Mayor Steve McCheese
*The Dolphin
Secondly, you forgot his other alias, Dick Eagles, Mayor of someplace in Arizona.
Thirdly, I hear he still has ye ole syphilis however but I forgot where that came from. A Tijuana whore? Can someone enlighten?
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He has to remind his favorite bartender Shitfinger Shelly to use proper hand washing hygiene these days before she stirs his cocktail with her finger after taking a dump.
He likes to troll strippers both in real life and on the drunkard board.
He likes to troll strippers both in real life and on the drunkard board.
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He's not ashamed to shoplift tampons for his wife.
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