Randomn known shit about DearBooze
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As part of the wedding vows, he forces his wife to wear a shock collar for when she doesn't respond quickly enough to his commands.
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His TB is clearing up nicely, but now the doctor thinks he might have cirrhosis of the blowhole.
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He hangs out at the Sierra Vista mall in his skinny jeans and asks the teenage girls if they'd like to take a tour of the mayor's office.
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How come everyone has tuberculosis all of a sudden?
You'll all be happy to know my malaria finally cleared up.
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Eradicated diseases? Well, this smallpox appears to be clearing up the touch of Black Plague that I'd caught.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:08 pmHow come everyone has tuberculosis all of a sudden?
You'll all be happy to know my malaria finally cleared up.
Dear Booze once legally changed his wife's name to Roseanna so he could warble that tune in her ear. She had no clue about it.
He warbles went he walks you know...
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Yes, I believe he walks the Wibbly Wobbly Walk.
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He will be be performing in Las Vegas for the month of August.
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That's a lot of talent for a little dog.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:07 pmToto recorded most of the instrumentation to Michael Jackson' s Thriller album.
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He wears a button on the lapel of his searsucker suit that says "You smell my finger and I'll smell yours".
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He is the head sen-si and owner of the Cobra Khok, specializing in dick sweeps and cock-grappling maneuvers.
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He took Mrs. Booze to Sandals resort for a romantic getaway and they were featured in the commercial when "I Had the Time of My Life" was playing.
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And they were walking on the beach, and his wife said to him "where you see only one set of footprints, my husband, that is where I carried you. Because you were too drunk and lazy."Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:32 pmHe took Mrs. Booze to Sandals resort for a romantic getaway and they were featured in the commercial when "I Had the Time of My Life" was playing.
They also took classes in erotic pottery spinning and dirty macarena.
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