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He likes his tater's crispy.
order it crispy

I wish I would have eaten In-n-Out in Vegas. Never ever had it and it was right next door.
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I must have some booze".


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He once got so drunk in Mexico that he went to the Donkey Show in a donkey costume and tried to replace the donkey.
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He got salmonella from romaine lettuce at brunch today.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:25 pm
He got salmonella from romaine lettuce at brunch today.
Ih shit. You're right. And I blamed it on undercooked bacon.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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He wears jean shorts to shower in.
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^ ^ ^ With cowboy boots.
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The technical term for his condition is "never nude". Or, as they are known in Germany, "nein wohlstandig nude".
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He 's had two vasectomies.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:13 pm
He likes to lay down his romantic tracks on a Maxell 120, including but not limited to the following bands:

*Journey
*Barry Manilow
*Bryan Adams
*Chicago
*Boston
*Kansas
*Toto
*Bachman Turner Overdrive
*Electric Light Orchestra
*Whitney Houston
*Bon Jovi
*Skid Row
*Brett Micheals
*Tommy Lee
*Starship
*REO Speedwagon
*Michael Bolton
*Yanni
*Kenny G
*Chaka Khan
*Falco
*Nina
*Lita Ford
*Def Lepptard
*Belinda Carlysle
*Rick Astley
*Wang Chung
*K-Tel Dumb Ditties
*Madonna
*Bow Wow Wow
*Debbie Gibson
*Tiffany
*Kylie Minogue
*Midnight Oil
*Information Society
*Soft Cell
*Rick Springfield
*Corey Hart
*Wall of Voodoo
*Slade
*Quiet Riot
*Robert Palmer
*Robert Plant
*Duran Duran
*David Lee Roth
*Sammy Hagar
*Don Johnson
*Eddie Murphy
*William Shatner
*Jan Hammer
You also forgot:

Dolly Parton

U2

Night Ranger

Celine Dion

Warrant

Winger

Tina Turner

Styx

Kenny Loggins

Michael Bolton

Roxette
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 10:21 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:25 pm
He got salmonella from romaine lettuce at brunch today.
Ih shit. You're right. And I blamed it on undercooked bacon.
Why must you always order your food crispy? You know it's always going to come out under-cooked.
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He goes to Tupperware parties on weekends.

Or according to Oett "Tupper parties".
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 3:39 am
He goes to Tupperware parties on weekends.

Or according to Oett "Tupper parties".
Run by Mrs. Tupper Gore, just like his favorite horror movies
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His afternoon work-out after lunch at the neighborhood Applebee's.

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At Bible Camp,
he invented, developed, and then perfected the Hymen-lick Procedure.


This was last weekend.



No, nothing like that.



It was 80-year-old nuns.



Incontinence was involved...

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His fake account called Buzzsaw didn`t go well
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