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Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze

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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 04, 2019 2:59 pm
His fake account called Buzzsaw didn`t go well
Over The Line!

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 04, 2019 4:48 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat May 04, 2019 2:59 pm
His fake account called Buzzsaw didn`t go well
Over The Line!
Buzz is a fuckface. This Dear Booze sounds like a twat. A first class one. His/her (whatever the fucking fuck) name is stupid and twatty sounding. Kinda sounds like someones getting ready to write a letter to a cocktail or something. Really fucking stupid. Fuck.

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Dear Booze is a real scumbag...

He's the kind of guy that would pinch a loaf in your mom's Air Jordans while your parents were out of town and you were having a party. Then later your mom would find a large, malformed turd in her shoe and she'd know you had people over while they were gone.
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oettinger wrote:
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His fake account called Buzzsaw didn`t go well
That's something only Hitler or Dear Booze would say.
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Badfellow wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 12:22 pm
..pinch a loaf...
You mean take a shit? If so, just say it.

TAKE A SHIT.

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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 5:57 pm

You mean take a shit? If so, just say it.

TAKE A SHIT.
Take a shit? Who, exactly, did you take a shit from? The neighbors, perhaps? A dog? Or maybe a stranger at the mall?

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Take a shit is really such a strange phrase, when you think about it. LEAVE a shit? Why do we say this? Oettinger what do you german bastards say, considering English derived from German, and built atop it to be a classier language? Just a bunch of phlegmy gross noises? ACCCCCH, ICH SCHEISSE! ACCCCCH
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Badfellow wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 12:22 pm
Dear Booze is a real scumbag...

He's the kind of guy that would pinch a loaf in your mom's Air Jordans while your parents were out of town and you were having a party. Then later your mom would find a large, malformed turd in her shoe and she'd know you had people over while they were gone.
I never shit in a shoe. I did, however, leave beer bottle caps in a few shoes that belonged to a few moms. And I did have a friend who shit down a chimny, shit off a roof, shit off a high dive, and shit on a bbq grill.

Oh yeah, I pissed in an ice machine, came back the next day and puked in the same machine, and finally shit in it. To this day, it's still referred to as the holy trinity. It was in one of the old scoop-your-own-ice-style thingys

Can't do that any more. All the machines in hotels now require you to push a button to retrieve ice.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 8:58 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 12:22 pm
Dear Booze is a real scumbag...

He's the kind of guy that would pinch a loaf in your mom's Air Jordans while your parents were out of town and you were having a party. Then later your mom would find a large, malformed turd in her shoe and she'd know you had people over while they were gone.
I never shit in a shoe. I did, however, leave beer bottle caps in a few shoes that belonged to a few moms. And I did have a friend who shit down a chimny, shit off a roof, shit off a high dive, and shit on a bbq grill.

Oh yeah, I pissed in an ice machine, came back the next day and puked in the same machine, and finally shit in it. To this day, it's still referred to as the holy trinity. It was in one of the old scoop-your-own-ice-style thingys

Can't do that any more. All the machines in hotels now require you to push a button to retrieve ice.
Here I thought my track record of puking all over neighbors' belows' patio furniture at college parties with balconies for smoking was cool. I'm an absolute dork, in comparison.
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brandonman wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 9:15 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 8:58 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 12:22 pm
Dear Booze is a real scumbag...

He's the kind of guy that would pinch a loaf in your mom's Air Jordans while your parents were out of town and you were having a party. Then later your mom would find a large, malformed turd in her shoe and she'd know you had people over while they were gone.
I never shit in a shoe. I did, however, leave beer bottle caps in a few shoes that belonged to a few moms. And I did have a friend who shit down a chimny, shit off a roof, shit off a high dive, and shit on a bbq grill.

Oh yeah, I pissed in an ice machine, came back the next day and puked in the same machine, and finally shit in it. To this day, it's still referred to as the holy trinity. It was in one of the old scoop-your-own-ice-style thingys

Can't do that any more. All the machines in hotels now require you to push a button to retrieve ice.
Here I thought my track record of puking all over neighbors' belows' patio furniture at college parties with balconies for smoking was cool. I'm an absolute dork, in comparison.
I did that too. It was on a cruise ship. There were people dancing down there too. I got a kick out of it, as I'm sure you did when it happened to you. There's something therapeutic about it.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 9:48 pm
brandonman wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 9:15 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 8:58 pm
Oh yeah, I pissed in an ice machine, came back the next day and puked in the same machine, and finally shit in it. To this day, it's still referred to as the holy trinity. It was in one of the old scoop-your-own-ice-style thingys

Can't do that any more. All the machines in hotels now require you to push a button to retrieve ice.
Here I thought my track record of puking all over neighbors' belows' patio furniture at college parties with balconies for smoking was cool. I'm an absolute dork, in comparison.
I did that too. It was on a cruise ship. There were people dancing down there too. I got a kick out of it, as I'm sure you did when it happened to you. There's something therapeutic about it.
Not only therapeutic, but cathartic as well. Hell, if I were a doctor, I'd prescribe it.

Puked off the roof once onto parade spectators eight floors below. Think the Shriners in their little go-carts might have caught some too. It was mostly cheap keg beer with a little Taco Bell mixed in. But that's nowhere nearly as inappropriate as the guy who actually pissed off the roof and ended up having to evade the police. Good times.
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Dear Booze sure is living up to the "shit" part of this thread's title.

My momma always told me to keep my bodily secretions to myself.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Nausea wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 2:48 pm
Dear Booze sure is living up to the "shit" part of this thread's title.

My momma always told me to keep my bodily secretions to myself.
It is sometimes truly so very late when we truly appreciate things our parents tried to teach us.

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He preens.

Often.

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fuck that swedish leaf blowers. He's a cock wad.

fuck

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