*BOT* Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts, theories etc.

[Badfellow]

And at the bottom of the staircase, there is a passage leading deep into an arcane labyrinth where the laws of reality and practical explanation are forever warped into an unending maelstrom of myriad forms.

You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore!

Thanks, but I'm ugly and redeemable for Camel cash.

[Savage]

Here is my creed: we are conscious eternal souls having a physical experience. The deal is we forget all about that and identify with the physical experience. When you figure that out you can enjoy the ride. In fact that's the bottom line. Enjoy the ride!

Unless you're at the waterslide park, and they forgot to pay the water bill.

Oettinger In Vegas. Same bathing suit and everything.

OMFG.

[whiskeyprick]

just spent a couple hours researching how the Pyramids of Giza were built. thanks marijuana and this thread

[oettinger]

OMFG.

when you realize it`s warm piss your`re having your rides on

[Badfellow]

Okay, here's a question that's been bugging me for a while... if Jesus can walk on water, does that mean he can't swim? And how does that work on waterslides exactly?

[oettinger]

Okay, here's a question that's been bugging me for a while... if Jesus can walk on water, does that mean he can't swim? And how does that work on waterslides exactly?

The ultimate lotus effect. They crucified him because poor fucker never was able to wash. Hey then he was never babtised. Hmm

[mistah willies]

Okay, here's a question that's been bugging me for a while... if Jesus can walk on water, does that mean he can't swim? And how does that work on waterslides exactly?

The ultimate lotus effect. They crucified him because poor fucker never was able to wash. Hey then he was never babtised. Hmm

Water was so afraid of him that it turned into wine? Must've smelled like an alley bum. Shoot, now I'm beginning to think we'd get along alright.

Thanks dudes.

[mistah willies]

*hiccup*

Um, yeah...

Lotus effect has an hydrophobic effect on water, ya know, like rabies does to dogs. Hey, do dogs walk on water?

[calx]

just spent a couple hours researching how the Pyramids of Giza were built. thanks marijuana and this thread

Legalize it bitchez! (It's what god put here for a god damn reason.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92M3HtWxNP4

[oettinger]

WTF calx, don`t talk

[Lush City]

Okay, here's a question that's been bugging me for a while... if Jesus can walk on water, does that mean he can't swim? And how does that work on waterslides exactly?

The ultimate lotus effect. They crucified him because poor fucker never was able to wash. Hey then he was never babtised. Hmm

Water was so afraid of him that it turned into wine? Must've smelled like an alley bum. Shoot, now I'm beginning to think we'd get along alright.

Thanks dudes.

That's a mad dog if I ever saw one. Got my magnum at my side. Just come a little closer and I'll send this doggie to it's rest. One shot will do it!

[oettinger]

Hey why Lush, it just finished the BJ on you perv

[Lush City]

Hey why Lush, it just finished the BJ on you perv

WTF? Didn't know you were gay.

[Patchez]

Hey why Lush, it just finished the BJ on you perv

WTF? Didn't know you were gay.

He's not gay gay. He just dabbles on the weekends.

[Savage]

I just had a horrible thought. If Jesus were crucified today, everyone in the crowd would be holding up their cell phones. The Stations of the Cross always make me cry. I can't imagine seeing them every time I go to YouTube for a little music.