100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
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100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
When he hates someone, he doesn't fight with them, he tortures them with complements until they die of shame.
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
Obviously this is ad copy for the new promo, 'The Most Despicable Man in the World'. It's like the opposite of the XX lager guy for so many years. Instead of "Stay thirsty my friends" it could be "Stay nasty my friends".Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat May 27, 2017 2:20 pmWhen he hates someone, he doesn't fight with them, he tortures them with complements until they die of shame.
I think it could be sold to a Muslim jihadi group that wants to go mainstream. I dunno...
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
Hey, it adds atmosphere to the movement.
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
No hate but he is actually Wilson W. Wilson Jr. Ph.D from "Home Improvement".
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
He parks his U-Haul in a handicapped parking spot, jumps out and tap dances into the lobby of his hotel while making monster truck noises with his nose.
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100 Reasons to hate. This is funnyDear Booze wrote: ↑Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:08 pmHe parks his U-Haul in a handicapped parking spot, jumps out and tap dances into the lobby of his hotel while making monster truck noises with his nose.
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
Why should I hate someone who fancies himself as a pirate captain? He spends his day waiting on his Saturday night bath before going out with wifey. He sits there in the tub surrounded by floating pirate boat replicas which he plays with to his hearts content before he notices the water has gone cold. It's all good!
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
YES! Don't fall into the trap of these new modern drunkards! Hate is not the way to go...
Too much hate, too much too much...
you all suck
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
Yes let the hate flow through you. Then you will know the true power ot the Dark side.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
He hates Kraken. But eight years ago, his wife gave him a bottle as a gift and he was too sweet to rell her how he really felt about it. And to this day, he drinks it to be nice.
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
We ain't haters. We just ain't hipsters.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:31 amYES! Don't fall into the trap of these new modern drunkards! Hate is not the way to go...
Too much hate, too much too much...
you all suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7XVcqZodAM
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