100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
Finally!
A good proper roast. I felt so left out. Have at it. AVAST!
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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
I'm so confused.
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
Join the club!
In all seriousity and curiousnessity, the idea of this here forum board of FKR (my own two drinks here, in solid belief) was created as a safe haven form the storms against them DRYs. A cove, on an island with the best treasure created to be found here,
as mighty X.
When we visit this little, world-wide island of ours, we have our fun.
Newcomers are always watched, but once they find themselves true, then we welcome them and encourage them to join the festivities.
From the beginning, much of it has been ball-busting, like a proper roast (of the balls) by the likes of our noble elders from ye olde times of yore: Frank, Dean, Sammy, and the all of the great comedians who were and are DRINKers.
Salut!
What simply must be respected and remembered here is that MDM members are to be protected and welcomed back, no matter what happens in their own lives, as as well as here on the board. This is our true tribe.
If you read the annals of dialogues in the past threads, the Archives, you will see that it has always been this way.
Quite a many were and continue to be drunken bastidges,
Quite a many were and continue to be connoisseurs of fine beverages of honor, and new discoveries. Treasures, if you will.
Hopefully, many others will participate in this age of instant gratification of the new media. Hey, whatever molts your goat.
Most important thing to remember:
It is all intended to be in good spirit. Keep care of our proper Gentlemen and Ladies, for those are diamonds in our midst.
Keep care to bust balls on someone who will enjoy the roast.
And above all,
DRINK!
That is what we were born to do. We must lead others to the Island with the X that marks the spot of the treasure:
Booze.
*hiccup*
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
Well said W, Sammy seems confused at the headline. Me too, after letting this third drink sink in,
Still too much explaining for my bum-taste.
# 86 He quit drinking for five minutes, then he flushed the toilet and was back in game
#99 He volunteered for a second shift in Nam, `cause "the pin-ups and drugs rocked."
#00 He is no catholic, but he goes to church every sunday to collect coins for his sunday morning footballbeer
#69 him and Booznik were best friends, they were so tight, it made me jealous
#88 no comment...
#23 he sells home-made chinese sneakers on this very board every sunday morning
Still too much explaining for my bum-taste.
# 86 He quit drinking for five minutes, then he flushed the toilet and was back in game
#99 He volunteered for a second shift in Nam, `cause "the pin-ups and drugs rocked."
#00 He is no catholic, but he goes to church every sunday to collect coins for his sunday morning footballbeer
#69 him and Booznik were best friends, they were so tight, it made me jealous
#88 no comment...
#23 he sells home-made chinese sneakers on this very board every sunday morning
Drink!
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
Zounds! So it's been YOU who has deleted my money maker here.
Hey, squirrels are arborists, you know. They shit where they eat, and bust a nut every hour, on the hour.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
Squirrels jack off?mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:26 amZounds! So it's been YOU who has deleted my money maker here.
Hey, squirrels are arborists, you know. They shit where they eat, and bust a nut every hour, on the hour.
Okole maluna!
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No thank you young Lady, but I'm honored to be asked.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:32 amSquirrels jack off?mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:26 amZounds! So it's been YOU who has deleted my money maker here.
Hey, squirrels are arborists, you know. They shit where they eat, and bust a nut every hour, on the hour.
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
He's a Kraken rum guzzler straight from the jug and his wife lets him get away with it. It's not hate so much as envy.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
the last thing straight in Willies mouth was not his wife
Drink!
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
His cockles are warm and glistening and glow in the dark. Awww.
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Re: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
He's one of those Indians, right? Yeah, fuck that guy.
Fuck
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