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Post by Badfellow » Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:16 pm

Met a contractor today who might be related to this guy...

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He showed up to the job site at 8:30 this morning riding a Harley... barefoot. His bid came in $1200 under the other concrete guys, so we cracked a beer and shook on it.

Went to lunch at 1:00. Lounged on the patio and drank pitchers of margarita until 4:00 before deciding to "call it a day".
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Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:49 pm

I commited murder.

Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Post by Sammy » Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:44 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:16 pm
Met a contractor today who might be related to this guy...

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He showed up to the job site at 8:30 this morning riding a Harley... barefoot. His bid came in $1200 under the other concrete guys, so we cracked a beer and shook on it.

Went to lunch at 1:00. Lounged on the patio and drank pitchers of margarita until 4:00 before deciding to "call it a day".

Tell him you'll pay cash for a discount. That's usually good for an extra 10% off in my experience.

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Post by mistah willies » Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:25 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:49 pm
I commited murder.

Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy
Horrible! Abuse of alcohol, spilling it on the ground. Lousy cartons.
Btw, 12-pzcks of vodka is decently insane.
Now gotta go find an image to marvel and adore.

Pro-tip: always carry a good straw.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:57 am

It was a bottle from one of these vodka sixers he accidentally broke. Thankfully I was aisles away so I just kept walking and pretended I didn't know him. I didn't want to bear witness in case he started slippin' and slidin' on it like Badfellow did on a dropped sixer of Hamm's. I also kept walking and pretended I didn't know him as well.

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Post by Nausea » Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:02 am

At least you didn't break a bottle in your possession.

I can just see Oett at the tail-end of a session. He breaks the last bottle. He passes out on the floor after licking up as much of it as possible.

Then, shits glass while hung over.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:05 am

A straw with a build in strain would be awesome
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Post by Nausea » Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:36 pm

Work was a breeze.

Drinking some delicious beer now while my free (gift card from Xmas) cheese pizza bakes.

Life is good.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:09 pm

Put your big boy panties on and DRINK!
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Post by scream ale » Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:40 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:09 pm
Put your big boy panties on and DRINK!
Ha! I saw a sign at a garage sale Saturday that said 'Put on your big girl panties and deal with it'.
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Post by scream ale » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:33 pm

Lazy ass day. Set up the slow cooker so I wouldn't be stuck indoors cooking on a nice day such as today. Never made it farther away than the back yard.
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Post by Lush City » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:44 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:25 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:49 pm
I commited murder.

Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy
Horrible! Abuse of alcohol, spilling it on the ground. Lousy cartons.
Btw, 12-pzcks of vodka is decently insane.
Now gotta go find an image to marvel and adore.

Pro-tip: always carry a good straw.
This sounds like a harrowing day of one man's battle to maintain his standard of living and his right to get soused. This is nothing to sniff at!
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Post by oettinger » Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:01 am

Pentacostale or what ever is on today. Thanks christians for yet another national holiday. Got drunk all morning. I have to clean up the house now and wash dishes. It looks like a tornado blew through. Normal weekend wreckage for us.
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Post by Bubblez » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:47 am

my month in a... well it can suck a nut. 66 plus hours a week since beginning of may.. with two sets of 13 day in a row 11 hour days.. one of the two upcoming... FML.. money great but wife dialed 911 when I unlocked the door this morning because she didn't recog nize me.. This is summer FFS. My duaghter is 13.... i want to acftually spend some fucking time with her. pisser and drunk.. Oh and the wife is a bit pissed because I almost missed the deadline to file for her greencard renewal.


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Post by scream ale » Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:07 pm

^^ Damn. That is way too much workin'. I thought I was having a rough day. You win dude, hands down.
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