Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

[Lush City]

Oettinger von Einstein pukes on sweatpants. Hell yeah.

Yep. Once again...OvE the pant-less Sasquatch. To quote der Badfellow.

LMAO!

[RIPT2.0]

So I went out for beer and liquor. I got a couple of 1.75's of Polish vodka and a 1.75 of Kraken. Then I scored two cases of OV but I lost my shit when I had to sign for the beer. I mean I had to SIGN for beer but NOT liquor? Funk that. I left my nitrile gloves on the floor. Let them pick that shit up.

[Bubblez]

Lets see. My last few weeks were comprised of .. Bootlegging alcohol from another state as me Governor is an incompetent twat. Putting in a garden so I can live with out a job. Fighting jumbo corporations who close down their garden center( talking about you Wal-Cunt). Supporting local anything rather than conglomerate corporate twat weasels

[Lush City]

This morning I looked in the mirror and nearly puked! I'm getting fat, I need a haircut and my blood pressure is soaring because I'm so pissed off. I'm under house arrest because of our greasy wop Mayor extending the shutdown until August! Have a nice day!

[oettinger]

I spent half the day sitting outside getting wasted

[scream ale]

Got most of my pepper plants outside. Sipping bourbon in the garden is very nice.

[Nausea]

This morning I looked in the mirror and nearly puked! I'm getting fat

I hear ya man. I've got a bit of a whiskey/190 gut going on.

Need to pack in some runs. Maybe some Prancercise will do the trick for you?

[Lush City]

This morning I looked in the mirror and nearly puked! I'm getting fat

I hear ya man. I've got a bit of a whiskey/190 gut going on.

Need to pack in some runs. Maybe some Prancercise will do the trick for you?

Wow! What a gorgeous older babe! I would do some intense exercises with her any day! That would turn my day around guaranteed.

[oettinger]

Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me

[oettinger]

What doesn'`t kill me makes me atleast very very very sick



or/drunk

[Lush City]

Spent the whole day pissed off because the greasy wop mayor of this metropolis is a fucking power monger and everyone in town remains in lockdown mode on Memorial Day weekend. How pissed am I? If King Kong showed up and tried to push me around, I would bite off his big toe! That's how pissed I am.

[Artful Drunktective]

Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me

Yep it was funny. Shat all over oett's sweat pants and then he had to wipe the dogs ass with wet wipes. I wish that was a made up story.

[Lush City]

Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me

Yep it was funny. Shat all over oett's sweat pants and then he had to wipe the dogs ass with wet wipes. I wish that was a made up story.

Yeah, thanks for the reasons to not own a pooch and maintain it indoors. This affirms all my beliefs.

[Artful Drunktective]

Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me

Yep it was funny. Shat all over oett's sweat pants and then he had to wipe the dogs ass with wet wipes. I wish that was a made up story.

Yeah, thanks for the reasons to not own a pooch and maintain it indoors. This affirms all my beliefs.

Yes they are a literal pain in the ass. I failed to mention that I got to be the lucky one that got to trim up his ass hair afterwards. (The dogs, not oett's).

[scream ale]

Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me

So....shit you pants again? Blamed it on the poor defenseless dog again. Gettin' old dude.