I am so tired of diner bacon that is as limp and pink as the guy waiting in line at CVS for his viagra. So today I said, "Bacon, extra crispy."
I think the line took it as either an insult, or a challenge. I don't know what they did with it, because I have fried, I have nuked, I have baked, but never have I seen bacon that looked like that. Like, if they'd stolen an interplanetary pig from area 51, brought it back, interrogated it until it wept, and then hit it with their magic ray guns of fear. Drunkards, it was good. Right alongside my quite brown hash browns; a dish all too often brown in name only, but not this time, b'gawd.
Throw in a hardboiled egg, because no one ever offers them, but hey! Looky here. On the lunch menu they got Cobb salad. Ask, and ye shall receive. There was a biscuit, which I really, really would love to help them with; bless their hearts they tried. And some kind of Hawaiian punch thing that was a lot of fruit and a small bottle of champagne, so yeah, good.
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My hashbrowns are killer. Ask AD. Well sometimes they turn into hashblacks, that`s not so killer.
Has anyone ever fried a hardbolied egg, just thinking
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Very slow day at work.
I spent most of the day chilling in the chair. Very meditative.
Read the entire jokes thread on my phone, and browsed some of the older MDM posts as well. That killed a good hour or so.
Now, I'm locked and loaded. Bought a surplus of KD -- as compared to my usual purchases -- so that I can get totally wrecked tonight, as I have tomorrow off.
Cheers my friends. Keep up the drink.
I spent most of the day chilling in the chair. Very meditative.
Read the entire jokes thread on my phone, and browsed some of the older MDM posts as well. That killed a good hour or so.
Now, I'm locked and loaded. Bought a surplus of KD -- as compared to my usual purchases -- so that I can get totally wrecked tonight, as I have tomorrow off.
Cheers my friends. Keep up the drink.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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New work boots are killing my feet. May need something medicinal from Kentucky to set things to rights.
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Reports.
I wish it was from hunting, instead of for work.
Now polishing off a licorice bottle of absinth that was given to me. Don't mind the twigs at the bottom. It's like dip for the cheek.
Nighty night and crazy dreams
I wish it was from hunting, instead of for work.
Now polishing off a licorice bottle of absinth that was given to me. Don't mind the twigs at the bottom. It's like dip for the cheek.
Nighty night and crazy dreams
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I finally got the old man to buy some new work boots, as he's been crying and complaining how the old umpty-ump books * hurt his tootsies. We went to this store called Boot Barn. Now, I already hate them with the purple death, on accounta they replaced our late, lamented BevMo. But, okay then. He right away finds his boots, while I am alternately drooling and fuming because all the cowgirl jeans are made for giraffes and not regular short girls. We get a cashier who is a little boy who speaks rapidly in a strange accent of which I am not familiar. I listen to him make noises with his mouth for a while and decide that perhaps he is from Texas. Or maybe the alien butt probers dropped him down there. I dunno.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:05 pmNew work boots are killing my feet. May need something medicinal from Kentucky to set things to rights.
* not books. boots. guess you can tell where my mind is.
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Well...
Since you ask.
What you do is you boil it, peel it, and then soak it in your flavor thing of choice. Then you flourbread it, and flash fry it, and serve it up on toppa a steak salad. It is rather good.
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Got winked at by the same guy about 4 times in 2 minutes.
Nice guy. Just needs to wink less.
Nice guy. Just needs to wink less.
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^^ You sure it's really winking? Could just be that Kentucky Deluxe eye twitching disorder that's been going around lately.
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I done heard about that.
Coupled with catching his own eye in the mirror on the back wall...
Coupled with catching his own eye in the mirror on the back wall...
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Ha. That twitching went away, thankfully.scream ale wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:40 pm^^ You sure it's really winking? Could just be that Kentucky Deluxe eye twitching disorder that's been going around lately.
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Had some guy come in the store today trying to sell loaves of bread in order to benefit his "Christian church."
HAHA. No thanks, dude. But, weird.
HAHA. No thanks, dude. But, weird.
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Wow! Interplanetary pig cooked by ultra high radiation ray guns. Sorry I missed it. I bet it was tasty.Savage wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:02 amI am so tired of diner bacon that is as limp and pink as the guy waiting in line at CVS for his viagra. So today I said, "Bacon, extra crispy."
I think the line took it as either an insult, or a challenge. I don't know what they did with it, because I have fried, I have nuked, I have baked, but never have I seen bacon that looked like that. Like, if they'd stolen an interplanetary pig from area 51, brought it back, interrogated it until it wept, and then hit it with their magic ray guns of fear. Drunkards, it was good. Right alongside my quite brown hash browns; a dish all too often brown in name only, but not this time, b'gawd.
Throw in a hardboiled egg, because no one ever offers them, but hey! Looky here. On the lunch menu they got Cobb salad. Ask, and ye shall receive. There was a biscuit, which I really, really would love to help them with; bless their hearts they tried. And some kind of Hawaiian punch thing that was a lot of fruit and a small bottle of champagne, so yeah, good.
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Yesterday I spent the entire afternoon at a Chevy dealership buying a new truck but I am now the proud owner of a 2019 Chevy Silverado crew cab 4x4. I was too tired to do any shopping after that experience, so I took my truck right home and eased my pain with numerous gin and tonics and a pizza. Today I shall take the new rig on it's maiden voyage to the liquor store for some much needed supplies and then on to a Buddies house to show it off. Yeah haw! Ride em cowboy!
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Got off work in the AM knowing I had the night off tonight. Woke up, showered and helped the wife pack the Toy for a trip to the Hill Climbs. Fired up the bike and away we went. Copped a nice mini buzz at the Climbs and had a nice ride home after the buzz subsided. Now rekindling the fire. Damn good night. Triumphs hit the podium in the classes they ran.
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