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Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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- Lush City
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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LMAO! What a sitcom that must have been.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
My last 15 days in a nutshell:
Wake up, drink, cook dinner, pass out. Sometimes shopping for reloads sprinkled in.
Wake up, drink, cook dinner, pass out. Sometimes shopping for reloads sprinkled in.
Drink!
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Thumbs up! It steals your info, and your soul.
like tears in rain
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
If it saves my booze it's a small price to pay.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Pachtez`s soul is trapped in a beerbottle. Somewhere. He doesn`t know which one, that`s why he`s trying to drink all of em
Drink!
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Trying to think about drunk ghosts all day. Albeit able to roam mine would stumble and crash over things all the time. Good hint for a haunted bar
Drink!
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Our stupid tiny dog swallowed a whole 4 and a half inch chewing bone today. At first he was okay. After an hour he started coughing. After 90 minutes he threw up everything that was in his stomach, including my watch, credit-card, keys etc.
And I falsely blame AD for lost stuff
And I falsely blame AD for lost stuff
Drink!
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Dogs have hunger issues, especially the little yappy type with the very high metabolism. I heard of one Labrador that got into the food supply while the owner was gone and ate itself to death. They found him belly up in the pantry!oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:31 pmOur stupid tiny dog swallowed a whole 4 and a half inch chewing bone today. At first he was okay. After an hour he started coughing. After 90 minutes he threw up everything that was in his stomach, including my watch, credit-card, keys etc.
And I falsely blame AD for lost stuff
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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In a word...BORED!
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I`d rather be bored than having to deal with dumb people. There`s only so much an upright landlord can stomach. It`s mindblowing how many mentally challenged folks roam planet earth
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And you're roaming right amongst the herd, my friend.
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