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[oettinger]

Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me

[oettinger]

What doesn'`t kill me makes me atleast very very very sick



or/drunk

[Lush City]

And the beat goes on... So what else is new? I told myself this is the last round and I'm going to bed but that was 2.5hrs ago!

[Lush City]

Spent the whole day pissed off because the greasy wop mayor of this metropolis is a fucking power monger and everyone in town remains in lockdown mode on Memorial Day weekend. How pissed am I? If King Kong showed up and tried to push me around, I would bite off his big toe! That's how pissed I am.

[Artful Drunktective]

Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me

Yep it was funny. Shat all over oett's sweat pants and then he had to wipe the dogs ass with wet wipes. I wish that was a made up story.

[Lush City]

Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me

Yep it was funny. Shat all over oett's sweat pants and then he had to wipe the dogs ass with wet wipes. I wish that was a made up story.

Yeah, thanks for the reasons to not own a pooch and maintain it indoors. This affirms all my beliefs.

[Artful Drunktective]

Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me

Yep it was funny. Shat all over oett's sweat pants and then he had to wipe the dogs ass with wet wipes. I wish that was a made up story.

Yeah, thanks for the reasons to not own a pooch and maintain it indoors. This affirms all my beliefs.

Yes they are a literal pain in the ass. I failed to mention that I got to be the lucky one that got to trim up his ass hair afterwards. (The dogs, not oett's).

[oettinger]

I was walking dead

[scream ale]

Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me

So....shit you pants again? Blamed it on the poor defenseless dog again. Gettin' old dude.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Yeah for real. Perhaps we should invent Drunkarrhea Depends. For drunks and dogs, just pick the size.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I keep a box of adult sized diapers on hand, it started off as a joke...

But they aren't Depends, they are cheap generic ones, good for piss but I don't think I would trust them to contain drunkarrhea.

[ThirstyDrunk]

CRAP!

hahahah who says that anymore?

[scream ale]

CRAP!

hahahah who says that anymore?

I know it's bullshit. Crap is a perfectly fine and under used word.

[Patchez]

I keep a box of adult sized diapers on hand, it started off as a joke...

But they aren't Depends, they are cheap generic ones, good for piss but I don't think I would trust them to contain drunkarrhea.

I feel an experiment is in order. We await your results Thirsty.

[Badfellow]

I keep a box of adult sized diapers on hand, it started off as a joke...

But they aren't Depends, they are cheap generic ones, good for piss but I don't think I would trust them to contain drunkarrhea.

I feel an experiment is in order. We await your results Thirsty.

Damn straight. And don't skimp on the rrhea either. We need empirical data here. More importantly, Patchez needs to know whether or not he can effectively shit his pants at work. He's a frontline Drunkard.