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Mmmmm. Pieroguies. Yessah.
My day so far: fighting the ague all night with kraken. I caught something on the subway. I think my resistance is down because them feds want me here another year.
Still trying to absorb what that means. I friggin miss my Rez.
Chin chin and tally-ho you magnificent and mighty Modern Drunkards. You're like a Tribe to this here broken down ol' sot. All of you who keep this party alive.
Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
My demented mother forgot she invited me to lunch. Won`t be the last time from now on it seems
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The chores are done, food is in the slow cooker. The rest of the day is devoted to beer and whiskey. Cheers!
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Worked for the better part of the day. Drinking beer and whiskey for the even better part of the day.
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Got up very early, watched the sports team lose badly, went downtown with AD and bought some winter clothing among other stuff. Got home and immediately went to an very decent indian restaurant to celebrate mother`s 75th birthday w. It was followed by coffee and super chocolate cherry cream layered cake. We were so full we almost had to take a nap, but after some vodka we`re awake and ready to rumble
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It was Happy Hour Friday in Paradise. Just a world of wonder and drunken depravity. Cheers all!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Flight to LA was delayed. Ran to the connecting flight to Heathrow. Barely made it.
Plane trying to land in Heathrow circled the airport 1200 times because there were too many planes in the way.
Finally landed and the pilot told us to stay in our seats with the seat belts in place...even though we were grounded. ???
Police boarded the plane and arrested some dudes. I wish I would have known why or I would have roundhouse kicked those terrorists in mid flight.
Flight to Düsseldorf delayed for mysterious reasons.
Arrive to baggage claim to find out one suitcase of mine is also mysteriously missing. It must have been that 12 gauge I tried to secretly pack.
The worst part is it's the suitcase with all my underwear so I've been commando for going on a few days now. I finally ripped off a piece of camouflage from Oett's pants to get me by.
Deutschland Fed Ex is holding my prized possessions hostage until I prove a certification as to why some dumb American wants to come here.
And then there's customs...
Still tryin' ta come up with an excuse. It's like being called upon in class in elementary school when you are caught off guard and don't know the answer..
Kinda wished I was exaggerating...but I'm not.
Plane trying to land in Heathrow circled the airport 1200 times because there were too many planes in the way.
Finally landed and the pilot told us to stay in our seats with the seat belts in place...even though we were grounded. ???
Police boarded the plane and arrested some dudes. I wish I would have known why or I would have roundhouse kicked those terrorists in mid flight.
Flight to Düsseldorf delayed for mysterious reasons.
Arrive to baggage claim to find out one suitcase of mine is also mysteriously missing. It must have been that 12 gauge I tried to secretly pack.
The worst part is it's the suitcase with all my underwear so I've been commando for going on a few days now. I finally ripped off a piece of camouflage from Oett's pants to get me by.
Deutschland Fed Ex is holding my prized possessions hostage until I prove a certification as to why some dumb American wants to come here.
And then there's customs...
Still tryin' ta come up with an excuse. It's like being called upon in class in elementary school when you are caught off guard and don't know the answer..
Kinda wished I was exaggerating...but I'm not.
Okole maluna!
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Sounds like a jam, AD.
"Prove a certification" -- what does that even mean?
"Prove a certification" -- what does that even mean?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Your status or something, super lame, cause that will take us into `19 until we can document that. For some stupid boxes! And one seems to be missing. FedEx talks about three, but it was four when they left Hawaii...
We`ll fax them some 80s porn and see if it goes. If it does not you`ll hear on the news about a killing spree going on in germany
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From a crazy American bitch who is wearing torn camouflage underwear.
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They want my certifiable insanity documents?!
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\oettinger bought me a keyboard for my laptop and there's a "z" where the "y" should be and fking "A" with an umlaut where quotations should be. There's no question mark either. |Thank christ \i learned typing in school so \i automatically know where it is. But at least \i will be in perfect shape when \i write that letter to Mötley Crüe.
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^^^ There is actually a key on the keyboard that says "Fück"
Found the question mark btw. It is the key where you put a dash.
Found the question mark btw. It is the key where you put a dash.
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Easy 4 hour workday. I'm putting myself out of money by being so efficient at finishing my job. But there is always the pressure to come home and drink, which is what I'm doing right now. Have to make some early morning deliveries though, so I have to temper the hangover to a manageable level. Luckily, I have the requisite experience to do so.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.