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[mistah willies]

Bunch of Injuns invaded close by. Two, count 'em, two conferences by them Injuns being held in Crystal City.

It's been going exactly as you would hope it would.

Heading back in an hour with a change of clothes I may utilize come Thursday.

I'm drinking black ink. At least that remains the same.

DRINK!


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[Artful Drunktective]

This week in a nutshell I was reminded why:

I don’t get super drunk the night before I have important adult stuff to do the next morning.

I don’t deal with children regularly at my job.

I love raw ahi tuna.

I never became a police officer.

I don’t like going to bars alone.

I have never previously purchased ground chicken and make them into “burgers”.

I hate it when people wear socks with sandals / flip flops.

I don’t give Brazilian bikini waxes to men. (HA! just jokin’ just thought I'd slip that in there).

the Big Lebowski is ALWAYS so relevant to day to day life.

it’s totally disgusting when my dog tries to hump my cat.

it shouldn't be illegal to run over people if they willingly choose to walk behind your car when you are backing out of a parking space and they are in your blind spot and yet, don't move out of the way.

I don’t drink booze at work when I watched my friend (and co-worker) painstakingly pour Malibu rum into an empty bottle of grape flavored Gatorade Zero and drop some red and blue food coloring in it to disguise the rum as purple Gatorade so she could drink it at work in plain sight.

[oettinger]

The last one is the best.

The assholes living in the flat above me for whatever reason were using a grinding machine all week on their floors. Don`t know why. It was like 8 hour earthquakes.

[Patchez]

Well this week I learned , after calling my contact, that after two interviews and a promise of a third one in the new year, that they had selected someone else for a position that I had applied for. There was also a promise that I would be notified of the outcome whether I got the job or not. I was not called, emailed or texted by the HR fuckwits. Probably not a place I wanted to work any way.

I also found out this week that there is an electrician job opening at my current place of employment. i dropped a current resume of at HR. Firgers crossed.

[calx]

Well this week I learned , after calling my contact, that after two interviews and a promise of a third one in the new year, that they had selected someone else for a position that I had applied for. There was also a promise that I would be notified of the outcome whether I got the job or not. I was not called, emailed or texted by the HR fuckwits. Probably not a place I wanted to work any way.

I also found out this week that there is an electrician job opening at my current place of employment. i dropped a current resume of at HR. Firgers crossed.

Are you white? You might want to checkmark "African American" on the resume to get an interview.

[Patchez]

Well this week I learned , after calling my contact, that after two interviews and a promise of a third one in the new year, that they had selected someone else for a position that I had applied for. There was also a promise that I would be notified of the outcome whether I got the job or not. I was not called, emailed or texted by the HR fuckwits. Probably not a place I wanted to work any way.

I also found out this week that there is an electrician job opening at my current place of employment. i dropped a current resume of at HR. Firgers crossed.

Are you white? You might want to checkmark "African American" on the resume to get an interview.

I'm mostly pissed because i had stopped smoking the good stuff till this had resoveld itself. Been smokeless since around Thanksgiving. What kind of a shitty company makes a guy do that. Fuck they could have just shot an email at the end of Jan to say, "hey we picked someone else. Smoke up buddy."

[calx]

I wish the idiots in charge of this country would legalize it too. Fucking stupid!

[Patchez]

I wish the idiots in charge of this country would legalize it too. Fucking stupid!

Amen. Scored a gram of Super Skywalker OG from a cat I work with that has a PA medical card. Small steps.

[calx]

I wish the idiots in charge of this country would legalize it too. Fucking stupid!

Amen. Scored a gram of Super Skywalker OG from a cat I work with that has a PA medical card. Small steps.

Hold on i'm coming over. :D

[ThirstyDrunk]

Been smokeless since around Thanksgiving.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and then he died

[Patchez]

Been smokeless since around Thanksgiving.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and then he died

Close. So fucking close. Even passed up offers at Uller Fest. Remember the chick that didn't seem into me? Yeah. She got lit and wanted to smoke me up with her buddies. Apparently my shouts of "we worship the Old Gods in the old way!" got her juices flowing. Those fucks at QVC will pay.

[oettinger]

Well this week I learned , after calling my contact, that after two interviews and a promise of a third one in the new year, that they had selected someone else for a position that I had applied for. There was also a promise that I would be notified of the outcome whether I got the job or not. I was not called, emailed or texted by the HR fuckwits. Probably not a place I wanted to work any way.

I also found out this week that there is an electrician job opening at my current place of employment. i dropped a current resume of at HR. Firgers crossed.

Are you white? You might want to checkmark "African American" on the resume to get an interview.

Don`t forget fat and pregnant.
If this is not disabled enough top it off with gay and drunk, sorry Booznik, you aint touch this

[Patchez]

Yesterday was spent at a onetime favorite haunt of mine. The old Bonneauville Inn, now known as Zippers, was closing down and they had an auction to unload some of the stuff. Spent time hanging with old drunks from back in the day. We all agreed that we had some of the best times we'll never remember at this joint.

Anyways here's some of the stuff i bought.



Hanging wall tap system. 10 bucks



All the wall tap set up and a single column double tap for the old Beermeister I'm restoring. double column was 17 bucks.



Pentagon table 32 bucks



I also got an Old Mud mirror for 25 bucks.

The others are just general pics from the auction.

[Nausea]

Nice haul, Patchez! Cool that you could take a little bit of the place with you. Though I gotta say, the asymmetry of that pentagon table irks me OCD tendencies.

[Patchez]

Nice haul, Patchez! Cool that you could take a little bit of the place with you. Though I gotta say, the asymmetry of that pentagon table irks me OCD tendencies.

Plans are to put it in the corner of the breakfast nook and still be able to seat three.