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scream ale wrote:
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I walked the dog for two hours. Is that considered work? It tried to eat two dead sun-fried frogs, other dog`s shit, horse manure and other rubbish gagballs
That is one hungry pooch.
Especially considering that it weighs less than a 40oz. of Schlitz.

Does it like beer?

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The thing about nutshells is they contain nuts. Hey! Nothing personal.
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Hazelnut, walnut, peanut I love em all
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Why don't they install like buttons for comments so that we don't have to waste an entire post just to say we agree.
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oettinger wrote:
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Hazelnut, walnut, peanut I love em all
A peanut is not a nut; it's a legume. Dumbass.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:30 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:21 am
Hazelnut, walnut, peanut I love em all
A peanut is not a nut; it's a legume. Dumbass.
Well he likes nut sacks too and technically those aren't nuts either...
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Watermelons are nuts though

Pineapples probably too
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Watermelons are nuts though

Pineapples probably too
You're definitely nuts too.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:46 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:30 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:21 am
Hazelnut, walnut, peanut I love em all
A peanut is not a nut; it's a legume. Dumbass.
Well he likes nut sacks too and technically those aren't nuts either...
Scratching them? Or just the wrinkled, hairy appearance in general?
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:52 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:46 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:30 pm


A peanut is not a nut; it's a legume. Dumbass.
Well he likes nut sacks too and technically those aren't nuts either...
Scratching them? Or just the wrinkled, hairy appearance in general?
Please please please don't use the words "mouth feel" here.

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mistah willies wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:48 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:52 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:46 am
Well he likes nut sacks too and technically those aren't nuts either...
Scratching them? Or just the wrinkled, hairy appearance in general?
Please please please don't use the words "mouth feel" here.
Or that they were a bit too salty for his taste.
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Worked (twerked). Now, whiskeyification. Some days feel like more special drinking days than others.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Woke up to check MDM and saw a message that I had been permanently banned.

Of course, since I got blackout drunk the night before, thought, "Damn. I must have gotten fucking rowdy last night."

Tried the site on TOR and got the same message, and figured it was just a forum problem, which it was. Whew.

Anyways, whiskeyification is now taking place. Huzzah.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
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Woke up to check MDM and saw a message that I had been permanently banned.
Received the same message while dealing with a horrific bout of muddbutt. It was not a peachy morning.
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