Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Rest and relaxation. Hopefully.
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Nothing really, sipping drinks watching stuff on youtube. The dog seems to have a hangover though
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Oh jizus 40 quarts? wtf is that anyway? I've been drinking, don't make me convert stuff. Did it take you like, 47,000 hours- I mean 2,820,000- minutes to pick that many?
And have to say I'm a little disappointed you don't have any skunk stories to share. Lame.
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Not surprised to see you've already become a metric floozy, AD. But let me break it down for ya...Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:43 am
Oh jizus 40 quarts? wtf is that anyway? I've been drinking, don't make me convert stuff. Did it take you like, 47,000 hours- I mean 2,820,000- minutes to pick that many?
And have to say I'm a little disappointed you don't have any skunk stories to share. Lame.
40 quarts @ 4 quarts per gallon = 10 one gallon bags, or 1 giant 10 gallon bag which is just stupid.
The calculation for the amount of time spent picking is a bit more complex, but basically if you take the number of cigarettes smoked multiplied by the number of doobies smoked, then divide that by the liters of vodka drank times the number of Hamm's beer cans, subtracted by the number of cheeseburgers plus the square root of frozen pizzas consumed and you'll get a general idea.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:15 pmNot surprised to see you've already become a metric floozy, AD. But let me break it down for ya...Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:43 am
Oh jizus 40 quarts? wtf is that anyway? I've been drinking, don't make me convert stuff. Did it take you like, 47,000 hours- I mean 2,820,000- minutes to pick that many?
And have to say I'm a little disappointed you don't have any skunk stories to share. Lame.
40 quarts @ 4 quarts per gallon = 10 one gallon bags, or 1 giant 10 gallon bag which is just stupid.
The calculation for the amount of time spent picking is a bit more complex, but basically if you take the number of cigarettes smoked multiplied by the number of doobies smoked, then divide that by the liters of vodka drank times the number of Hamm's beer cans, subtracted by the number of cheeseburgers plus the square root of frozen pizzas consumed and you'll get a general idea.
An alternative to the Pythagorean theory. Got it.
Okole maluna!
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
A barrell of junk, in half to be preciseArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:42 pmBadfellow wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:15 pmNot surprised to see you've already become a metric floozy, AD. But let me break it down for ya...Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:43 am
Oh jizus 40 quarts? wtf is that anyway? I've been drinking, don't make me convert stuff. Did it take you like, 47,000 hours- I mean 2,820,000- minutes to pick that many?
And have to say I'm a little disappointed you don't have any skunk stories to share. Lame.
40 quarts @ 4 quarts per gallon = 10 one gallon bags, or 1 giant 10 gallon bag which is just stupid.
The calculation for the amount of time spent picking is a bit more complex, but basically if you take the number of cigarettes smoked multiplied by the number of doobies smoked, then divide that by the liters of vodka drank times the number of Hamm's beer cans, subtracted by the number of cheeseburgers plus the square root of frozen pizzas consumed and you'll get a general idea.
An alternative to the Pythagorean theory. Got it.
That`s a fucking lot BF wow
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
I spent the day building online news publications for transportation associations.
When it was over, I calmed the panic attack and tears by taking a shot of rum and hurrying my ass home to where I began pouring rye and tequila down my gullet.
Now I'm okay, watching Shark Week. Bliss.
When it was over, I calmed the panic attack and tears by taking a shot of rum and hurrying my ass home to where I began pouring rye and tequila down my gullet.
Now I'm okay, watching Shark Week. Bliss.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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There's something very calming, almost reassuring, about Shark Week. Some people don't get it. Then again, some people don't get recreational inebriation.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:23 pm...and hurrying my ass home to where I began pouring rye and tequila down my gullet.
Now I'm okay, watching Shark Week. Bliss.
Going to also add Ice Road Truckers and Deadliest Catch to the mix. Back when Netflix was a mail subscription thing, I used to binge watch DVDs after work accompanied by the strongest cocktails I could possibly mix. It's all very decompressive and therapeutic.
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"She wanted me to go down on her but she was just coming off of shark week and I was afraid there was still some chum in the water"
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I came, I saw, I did very little. Because I don't care. Now- drinking beer.
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I spent the day reassuring, about some chum in the water I saw
panic attack and the strongest cocktails and I was afraid there
MY writing gets better everyday
panic attack and the strongest cocktails and I was afraid there
MY writing gets better everyday
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Hey, "reassuring" is pretty good English vocabulary, schnitzel locks. But then you lose points with words like "carchoal". Is it made from charred cars?
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Agreed. I saw this episode once on whale sharks and the sharks that were being tracked all had names. I almost had tears in my eyes at the end of the episode after following their journeys and then were no longer traceable.Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:09 amThere's something very calming, almost reassuring, about Shark Week. Some people don't get it. Then again, some people don't get recreational inebriation.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:23 pm...and hurrying my ass home to where I began pouring rye and tequila down my gullet.
Now I'm okay, watching Shark Week. Bliss.
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First you drink yourself to death.
Then you eat yoursefl to death.
Then again you drink yourself to death.
The next morning you fucking shit yourself to death.
I`m stage three, cheers
Then you eat yoursefl to death.
Then again you drink yourself to death.
The next morning you fucking shit yourself to death.
I`m stage three, cheers
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