Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

[RIPT2.0]

I went to the liquor store and bought vodka, gin, and whiskey. Then I went and bought two cases of beer. The end.

[scream ale]

^^^ There's more to that one. I can tell.

[machinehead]

Get up at 3:30 am
Drive to work
Put up with idiots for 8 hours.
Drive home
Crack the first of the IPA's

Cheers if you work with idiots.

[scream ale]

The clock didn't drag ass for once. Time kinda flew by. Needs to do it again tomorrow. One. More. Fucking. Day.

[oettinger]

Wasting time

[Lush City]

spent all day at a property my in-laws owned, trying to cut their grass. One broken weedwacker, several fruitless trips to Home Depot and running the Day-Laborer Obstacle course, all for naught. I surrendered after cutting only have the lawn, leaving it looking like the ass-end of a dying dog with the mange.

6 hours in the hot sun and I accomplished nothing.

I could've spent that time getting drunk with you guys. (The Skype ring went off and I cried a little on the inside.)

You are a bigger man than I. Hope that makes you feel better. It's the truth.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Woke up still drunk, ate cold pizza, got lazier and drunkier and watched stupid videos (if you had to be eaten by any animal, what would it be?) all day, drank beer and smoke d weed until I passed out in a lawn chair in the yard for a couple hours. Fireworkrs started going off so I moved inside. Listened to the neighborhood warzone, got drunkier. Went back outside. fired off a couple guns til my ears rang. Now back in getting drunkier. Pretty good Independence Day for me.

Also, Didn't shit blood today.

[Lush City]

Woke up still drunk, ate cold pizza, got lazier and drunkier and watched stupid videos (if you had to be eaten by any animal, what would it be?) all day, drank beer and smoke d weed until I passed out in a lawn chair in the yard for a couple hours. Fireworkrs started going off so I moved inside. Listened to the neighborhood warzone, got drunkier. Went back outside. fired off a couple guns til my ears rang. Now back in getting drunkier. Pretty good Independence Day for me.

Also, Didn't shit blood today.

I think it's time for a colonoscopy. They'll give you fentanyl. You won't regret it.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Sorry, that port is exit only.

[oettinger]

(if you had to be eaten by any animal, what would it be?)

A single fire-ant has to nibble on me

[Rye and Coke]

Woke up still drunk, ate cold pizza, got lazier and drunkier and watched stupid videos (if you had to be eaten by any animal, what would it be?) all day, drank beer and smoke d weed until I passed out in a lawn chair in the yard for a couple hours. Fireworkrs started going off so I moved inside. Listened to the neighborhood warzone, got drunkier. Went back outside. fired off a couple guns til my ears rang. Now back in getting drunkier. Pretty good Independence Day for me.

Also, Didn't shit blood today.

I think it's time for a colonoscopy. They'll give you fentanyl. You won't regret it.

Hahaha, Lush, the neighborhood pusher man

[Badfellow]

Concerning yesterday... went fishing for three hours, caught some nice, pudgy smallmouth bass. Drank beer, chopped some wood but it was too damn hot so I took a nap instead.

Woke up an hour later to a weather alert blaring on my phone and watched a freak tornado tear through the countryside about five miles south of the cabin. Shortly after I went up to the golf course clubhouse a few miles away for Wild Turkey 101 and to see if anyone's place was damaged. Got gloriously shithammered for $20 plus tip.

[Lush City]

Concerning yesterday... went fishing for three hours, caught some nice, pudgy smallmouth bass. Drank beer, chopped some wood but it was too damn hot so I took a nap instead.

Woke up an hour later to a weather alert blaring on my phone and watched a freak tornado tear through the countryside about five miles south of the cabin. Shortly after I went up to the golf course clubhouse a few miles away for Wild Turkey 101 and to see if anyone's place was damaged. Got gloriously shithammered for $20 plus tip.

You're living the high life while the rest of country city dwellers are living like slaves. I bet you don't even have to wear a stupid mask?

[shawnonious]

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[Hugh]

brandonman - are you on youtibe? did you post on a belinda carlisle video? I posted on it. i remember your name. i'm fucked up right now