Whateva biatchThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:58 amWhy is Pabst not already in the shit we love thread?
Are you all fuckin sissies?
Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Were there 12 steps and lots of donuts at these "meetings" of which you speak?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:12 pm5:00 A.M.: Dutch ovened the missus.
6:30 A.M.: Meeting
8:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:30 A.M.: Meeting
11:00 A.M.: Meeting
11:30 A.M.: Meeting
Noon: Lunch
1:00 P.M.: Meeting
2:00 P.M.: Meeting
3:00 P.M.: Meeting was canceled. Got a Brazilian bikini wax and a rim bleach instead.
4:30 P.M.: Meeting...
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Yes, and I convinced all of those quitters to trade their highly valued chips for a bottle of Jameson. And we all did shots and everything was right in the world.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:31 amWere there 12 steps and lots of donuts at these "meetings" of which you speak?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:12 pm5:00 A.M.: Dutch ovened the missus.
6:30 A.M.: Meeting
8:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:30 A.M.: Meeting
11:00 A.M.: Meeting
11:30 A.M.: Meeting
Noon: Lunch
1:00 P.M.: Meeting
2:00 P.M.: Meeting
3:00 P.M.: Meeting was canceled. Got a Brazilian bikini wax and a rim bleach instead.
4:30 P.M.: Meeting...
DRINK!
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
DUTCH OVENED!!!!!!!HAAAAABadfellow wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:31 amWere there 12 steps and lots of donuts at these "meetings" of which you speak?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:12 pm5:00 A.M.: Dutch ovened the missus.
6:30 A.M.: Meeting
8:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:00 A.M.: Meeting
10:30 A.M.: Meeting
11:00 A.M.: Meeting
11:30 A.M.: Meeting
Noon: Lunch
1:00 P.M.: Meeting
2:00 P.M.: Meeting
3:00 P.M.: Meeting was canceled. Got a Brazilian bikini wax and a rim bleach instead.
4:30 P.M.: Meeting...
Rim bleach...nice.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Yesterday:
Woke up too early
10:30: Played in a golf tournament. But my teammates were a police chief, a police captain, and another police guy. So I watched my Ps and Qs and only had 2 cocktails all day. We finished at 8 under, which is not a winable score, so I didn't stick around for the awards ceremony or dinner. The cops were fun, but I'm a shitty undrunk golfer.
5:30: Got home and had a bottle of wine.
9:30 or 10:00: passed out.
TERRIBLE DAY AND TERRIBLE DAY OFF AND TERRIBLE DAY OF GOLF.
Woke up too early
10:30: Played in a golf tournament. But my teammates were a police chief, a police captain, and another police guy. So I watched my Ps and Qs and only had 2 cocktails all day. We finished at 8 under, which is not a winable score, so I didn't stick around for the awards ceremony or dinner. The cops were fun, but I'm a shitty undrunk golfer.
5:30: Got home and had a bottle of wine.
9:30 or 10:00: passed out.
TERRIBLE DAY AND TERRIBLE DAY OFF AND TERRIBLE DAY OF GOLF.
DRINK!
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
You forgot the Dutch Oven part.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:37 pmYesterday:
Woke up too early
10:30: Played in a golf tournament. But my teammates were a police chief, a police captain, and another police guy. So I watched my Ps and Qs and only had 2 cocktails all day. We finished at 8 under, which is not a winable score, so I didn't stick around for the awards ceremony or dinner. The cops were fun, but I'm a shitty undrunk golfer.
5:30: Got home and had a bottle of wine.
9:30 or 10:00: passed out.
TERRIBLE DAY AND TERRIBLE DAY OFF AND TERRIBLE DAY OF GOLF.
Okole maluna!
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Sorry. Mrs Booze is Dutch, you see, and she enjoys things cooked in the traditional way.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:58 pmYou forgot the Dutch Oven part.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:37 pmYesterday:
Woke up too early
10:30: Played in a golf tournament. But my teammates were a police chief, a police captain, and another police guy. So I watched my Ps and Qs and only had 2 cocktails all day. We finished at 8 under, which is not a winable score, so I didn't stick around for the awards ceremony or dinner. The cops were fun, but I'm a shitty undrunk golfer.
5:30: Got home and had a bottle of wine.
9:30 or 10:00: passed out.
TERRIBLE DAY AND TERRIBLE DAY OFF AND TERRIBLE DAY OF GOLF.
DRINK!
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Pretty sure that is me every day.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2017 5:00 pmThis is about how my day went...
https://youtu.be/rLIXdmPSCvk
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
My whole day has been a horrribuulll (to quote oett) day, all year. You don't wanna know the pacifics
specifiactions
species.
that's it
specifiactions
species.
that's it
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Went to happy hour yesterday and got shit faced in the local beach pub.
Walked back home and got buzzed by an amateur drone as a I climbed the sandy road back up the bluff. I turned around and looked at it because it obviously had a camera on it and I motioned with my arms as I grabbed a rock to hurl at it. Sure enough it took off like a bat out of hell.
Walked back home and got buzzed by an amateur drone as a I climbed the sandy road back up the bluff. I turned around and looked at it because it obviously had a camera on it and I motioned with my arms as I grabbed a rock to hurl at it. Sure enough it took off like a bat out of hell.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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0530 hours: Roll over, curse God.
0920: Massive deluge of urine followed by a non-Marlboro cigarette.
0923: Politely scream at neighbor's dog to shut the fuck up.
0940: Bongloads.
0944: Non-Marboro cigarette. Politely scream at neighbor's dog standard STFU protocol.
1012: A tot of rum and cold coffee after showering last night's filth and ethyl detritus from my unmentionables. Fresh set of skivvies.
1045: Met some Mossad agents and a couple of ISIS clowns for breakfast at the Ham n' Bacon Buffet. Eggs Benedict and daiquiris. And a slice of black bottom banana cream pie.
1135: Non-Marlboro cigarette.
1150: Non-Marlboro bongloads.
1210: BM.
1305: Posting crap.
1325: Non-Marboro cigarette and standard bongload protocol.
1340: Being lured by the siren call of cold beer on tap 2 blocks away. It be callin' to me, yo.
0920: Massive deluge of urine followed by a non-Marlboro cigarette.
0923: Politely scream at neighbor's dog to shut the fuck up.
0940: Bongloads.
0944: Non-Marboro cigarette. Politely scream at neighbor's dog standard STFU protocol.
1012: A tot of rum and cold coffee after showering last night's filth and ethyl detritus from my unmentionables. Fresh set of skivvies.
1045: Met some Mossad agents and a couple of ISIS clowns for breakfast at the Ham n' Bacon Buffet. Eggs Benedict and daiquiris. And a slice of black bottom banana cream pie.
1135: Non-Marlboro cigarette.
1150: Non-Marlboro bongloads.
1210: BM.
1305: Posting crap.
1325: Non-Marboro cigarette and standard bongload protocol.
1340: Being lured by the siren call of cold beer on tap 2 blocks away. It be callin' to me, yo.
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Woke up, got drunk, passed out.
Life is pretty simple when you're focused.
Life is pretty simple when you're focused.
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
1 a.m. Making sure to wake up drunk tomorrow morning.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
6:30: forced to wake up by my alarm
7:30: left house for golf course
8:16: tee time. No warm up.
10:20: finished front nine without a drink. 15 over!
12:30: finished back with help of two Jameson/gingers. Four over! This proves the power of alcohol.
12:35: Landed in clubhouse for lunch and drinks. The first bartender got my order wrong, yet still charged me.
1:00: My favorite bartender at the clubhouse started her shift. Continued drinking.
3:00: went home to shower and change clothes.
5:00: arrived at my niece's 8th grade graduation party/barbeque. Started drinking rum.
8:30: arrived home. Poured a pint of Guinness. One and done tonight. Gotta be at work early to start writing a "fuck you" email to some shitheads.
8:33: typed out a post for a thread called "Your Day In A Nutshell"
8:35: hit "submit"
7:30: left house for golf course
8:16: tee time. No warm up.
10:20: finished front nine without a drink. 15 over!
12:30: finished back with help of two Jameson/gingers. Four over! This proves the power of alcohol.
12:35: Landed in clubhouse for lunch and drinks. The first bartender got my order wrong, yet still charged me.
1:00: My favorite bartender at the clubhouse started her shift. Continued drinking.
3:00: went home to shower and change clothes.
5:00: arrived at my niece's 8th grade graduation party/barbeque. Started drinking rum.
8:30: arrived home. Poured a pint of Guinness. One and done tonight. Gotta be at work early to start writing a "fuck you" email to some shitheads.
8:33: typed out a post for a thread called "Your Day In A Nutshell"
8:35: hit "submit"
DRINK!