Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

[oettinger]

I had a pretty voluminous shit

Nice, but the thread title explicitly asks for dinner, not lunch nor breakfast

[scream ale]

I had a pretty voluminous shit

Nice, but the thread title explicitly asks for dinner, not lunch nor breakfast

A good shit often = a good day.

[oettinger]

True

My dayshell in a nut: Woke up, had way too much coffee, hypoglycaemic, getting the shakes, drank alcohol everything fine now

[Badfellow]

*Got stoned

*Replaced the rear struts on my Yugo GV convertible

*Told off a guy in a wheelchair who worked at Home Depot for not giving a shit about anything and selling me the wrong sized angle grinder disc, then realized it was probably my fault for being stoned and buying the wrong one

*Taco Bell

*Time to get loaded

[mistah willies]

Staved off the reaper another day with DRINK.
That's the plan, and I'm drinking it to the redemption center.

Rinse and repeat. Your results will vary.

[scream ale]

*Got stoned

*Told off a guy in a wheelchair who worked at Home Depot for not giving a shit about anything and selling me the wrong sized angle grinder disc, then realized it was probably my fault for being stoned and buying the wrong one

I found this funnier than I probably should have.

[Patchez]

Slept till around 3. Puffed a bit before the wife got home. Did a load of dishes and laundry. Drank some bourbon. Watched Froged in Fire and Master& Apprentice. Now drinking more bourbon and fucking about on the intertrons.

[oettinger]

Worked extra long in the hot sun so everything is prepped up for shitty monday, not even hungover oettinger can fuck that up I hope.
Drinking ice cold bumwine now

[scream ale]

Relearned some Germs tunes on guitar. Enjoying the not so scorching sun and less horribly suffocating heat.

[RIPT2.0]

I looked at buying a new house near my folks because they're old and need help. Then I visited my folks and thought, fuck that, they're on their own.

[Nausea]

Getting drunk on a Monday morning. Hell yes.

[scream ale]

Going to work on Wednesday morning. Fuck no.

[oettinger]

Hookers n blow always have some nice flyers for their shows at the Whisky

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^
The least they could have done was find hookers that were actually hot. These look like those skanky waitresses that work at The Shed. Which reminds me, I haven't been there in awhile...hmm.

[RIPT2.0]

fuck this shit.