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Worked.

Then, Drinking.

Fast.

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Go on then
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:15 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:43 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:09 pm
Week in a nutshell: drank, smoked and picked 40 quarts of wild blueberries up in the remote northern woods.

Oh jizus 40 quarts? wtf is that anyway? I've been drinking, don't make me convert stuff. Did it take you like, 47,000 hours- I mean 2,820,000- minutes to pick that many?

And have to say I'm a little disappointed you don't have any skunk stories to share. Lame.
Not surprised to see you've already become a metric floozy, AD. But let me break it down for ya...

40 quarts @ 4 quarts per gallon = 10 one gallon bags, or 1 giant 10 gallon bag which is just stupid.

The calculation for the amount of time spent picking is a bit more complex, but basically if you take the number of cigarettes smoked multiplied by the number of doobies smoked, then divide that by the liters of vodka drank times the number of Hamm's beer cans, subtracted by the number of cheeseburgers plus the square root of frozen pizzas consumed and you'll get a general idea.
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Working the new job. 10 hour days and the work is pretty intense. Pays well, though.

I'm sunburned to shit. Time for a drink.
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Installed a pair of 18 x 10 garage doors for a farmer's machine shed today. Brutalish work but the weather was kind and the cooler was full of Hamm's.

Now I'm sitting in the clubhouse of a rural golf course with the bar to myself and a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound California burger in the other.

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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:47 pm
... a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound California burger in the other.
Curious, what's a California burger?
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Dear Booze wrote:
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:47 pm
... a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound California burger in the other.
Curious, what's a California burger?
Lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and yo momma.
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Sammy wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:11 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbKXoSQQ_kE
That's funny. So were you the one who ate the pepper? There are many parts of Dumb and Dumber that is me in a nutshell pretty much every day.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Sammy wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:11 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbKXoSQQ_kE
That's funny. So were you the one who ate the pepper? There are many parts of Dumb and Dumber that is me in a nutshell pretty much every day.
No, I'd typically be the one spiking somebody else's burger. I love that movie though. I laugh my ass off every time I see it. Especially, this part.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA-VLDQDDJ4

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^^^ Fond childhood memories. I saw that in the theater when I was a kid. Funny shit.

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Those clips made the movie seem funnier than I remember it. I should probably re-watch it now that I'm significantly older.

The nuances of Jim Carrey's expressions are great.
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I must say that -- along with Dumb and Dumber -- the Jackass movies, from a philosophical standpoint, hold up over time.

They are our examination of humanity and the driving engine of alcohol in our experimentation and exploration of such.

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Jesus Christ, just watch the Jackass movies; 1,2, and 3...they're awesome.
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Jackass movies? Isn`t this naked dudes jumping their BMX into sewers?
Badfellow wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:47 pm
Installed a pair of 18 x 10 garage doors for a farmer's machine shed today.
Now I'm sitting in the clubhouse of a rural golf course with the bar to myself and a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound California burger in the other.
That`s some big saloon style doors, did you use both hands to install them?
The golf course I missed out on.

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Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:47 pm


Lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and yo momma.
Put cheese on and that`s my burger. Mayo yes please
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There are field days occurring a few blocks from me. Our new Mayor has been spending tons of money on this instead of badly needed infrastructure and everyone attending knows at least one or more people they hate who will be attending.

This is TX where everyone carries a gun. I will play this wisely by not attending.

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