You should have been at your local CostCo stocking up on large packs of toilet paper. What's the matter with you? You can't eat toilet paper? I don't get it. If they start closing bars and restaurants there's going to be a big problem. We're already doing without most college/pro sporting events. If this gets worse it's going to get rather ugly. Better stock up on booze while you're at it.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:20 amWent to work very early on Friday. Nothing but a bunch of Coronavirus fires to put out. People are really, really stupid. Left work early and started drinking. Mrs Booze suggested going for appetizers at this old fashioned upscale steakhouse bar and grill that we rarely visit. Great! The place is usually packed on Friday evenings. We got there at 4:00 and stayed until 6:00 and very few people came in. People are afraid of going out. What the fuck is wrong with everyone?
Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Had to work. Learning new job. (old company just new responsibility. Becoming more relevant. Talk like Mordin Solus now)
Went to grocery store after.
Results... Problematic.
Virus no longer primary concern. Other idiots, bigger threat.
Laid in two handles of Evan. Precaution. Buying ammo tomorrow.
Went to grocery store after.
Results... Problematic.
Virus no longer primary concern. Other idiots, bigger threat.
Laid in two handles of Evan. Precaution. Buying ammo tomorrow.
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Our cat managed to smash a fresh vodka bottle. That`s not what we envisioned calling it vodka killer
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Since the schools are closed we are watching all our Grandkids. Bacchus help me.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Yeah who would have thought a cat could commit such grievous alcohol abuse.
Okole maluna!
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They closed the liquor stores in your neck of the woods too I see. For the love of Bacchus hopefully your grocery stores sell booze.
Okole maluna!
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This morning went to the local grocery/liquor market and bought one of their last steaks, a sandwich for later and some booze. The bars are all closed. Took it all back home and made a new martini drink called a 'Quarantini'. It the same as a regular martini except you drink it at home by yourself. Have a nice day!
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Cheer up, Lush. The world doesn't end anytime soon.
I also made something called a Quarantini last night. Sorry to say it didn't contain gin. Or olives. Or vermouth. Happy to say it contained tequila. And more tequila.
I also made something called a Quarantini last night. Sorry to say it didn't contain gin. Or olives. Or vermouth. Happy to say it contained tequila. And more tequila.
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One minute we're doomed, then we're not. We're out of work, the next minute we're gonna work. Balls to all this bullshit. I've been going back and forth between beer and whiskey and I'm fairly sure I'm going to be sick as fuck tomorrow. But that's ok cause at least it's more of less a sure thing. Cheers fuckers.
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Beer and whiskey are a match made in heaven!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I put my hangover into quarantine with some vodka drinking
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Beer distributors remain open for now as they are deemed essential. The liquor stores are all state run so when the gubment shits down it all shits down. Asshole.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:10 amThey closed the liquor stores in your neck of the woods too I see. For the love of Bacchus hopefully your grocery stores sell booze.
On a bright note I don't have to worry about loosing the house because puttin soap in bottles and dirt in boxes is deemed essential. So at least I'm working, maybe working in my own casket but working.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Yikes, if you need money or help, PM, I`ll send a bunch of re-fundables your way. We got plenty. Enough for a float
No but seriously, I take no interest
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My life as of late in a nutshell consists of stockpiling beer, whiskey, and canned/frozen vegetables. When the end comes I'm going to be completely shitfaced and full of vitamins.