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^ ^ ^ Sorry BF about your loss of Aunt Debbie. Condolences dear friend.

However...drunkard fondue mishaps?! Just a thought buuuut... perhaps drunkardism and sizzling hot cheese and oil shouldn't mix. Unless you have a friend over from Switzerland perhaps who knows wtf they are doing?

How can a fellow drunk help? A band-aid or a skin graft?
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Hey, at least it wasn't hot tea spilled on my crotch. Again. Damn near scrambled my nutsack before I jumped out of my seat.

If you really want to help, send me a bottle of Uncle Adolf Korn Schnaaps. The address is:

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:51 pm

How can a fellow drunk help? A band-aid or a skin graft?
Kiss his peepee. It will make his hand feel better.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:41 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:51 pm

How can a fellow drunk help? A band-aid or a skin graft?
Kiss his peepee. It will make his hand feel better.
Lucky the burn wasn't on my ass.
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Getting drunk during the morning, watching sports, lose badly, cooking cheese pancakes for dinner. Day where art you?
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:49 pm
Feeling happy you for Willies, hometurf finally.
Thanks Oett. You know it man.
Badfellow wrote:
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Glad you're back home, Willies. Get your Maine groove on and refill yourself with good vibes and DRINK!
...received a call around 8:00 PM informing me that my favorite aunt Debbie died of a heart attack.

...A short time later, I burned the fuck out of my hand on a fondue oil spill and spent the rest of the night necking the bottle with one hand sopping in aloe vera gel.

...there's hope that the worst of the shit was purged during the last moments of 2018, making 2019 a tentatively better year.
Thank you once and Gawdayam twice ol' chum.

Now, nobody say "it can't possibly get any worse"

It's a good thing to have a pub to go to and commiserate, with some cheer.

Me? Finally relinquished the U-haul and unloaded it into the month of free storage thing they do. Still homeless, iow. This time, had help from my son and my Dotta's man.

Built up a mighty thirst for more than beer, drank until so ber again, now eating and diving back in again.

The day after Sunday is a galaxy away.

Cheers all of you Modern Drunkards.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:41 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:51 pm

How can a fellow drunk help? A band-aid or a skin graft?
Kiss his peepee. It will make his hand feel better.
Oett already did.
Okole maluna!

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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:55 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:41 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:51 pm

How can a fellow drunk help? A band-aid or a skin graft?
Kiss his peepee. It will make his hand feel better.
Lucky the burn wasn't on my ass.
How 'bout an ass graft?
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Watched sports, team lost, got drunk trying to stomach the performance.
Skyped with Donald J Con`s mom, he is fucked bankaccount wise. Lol that dude is boderline not giving a shit a touch too much
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mistah willies wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:15 am
my Dotta is a man.
Somewhere a little booznik just died
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My "weekends" are now Tuesdays and Fridays.

Thank the Lawd for booze. I would be so bored without it.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Three small houses, two apartments today.
Trying to be Unhomeless.

It's a toss-up between a shed at the end of a nice neighborhood, or a cool place with bad people staggering around at all hours

I gravitate towards the latter.

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Today was fucking dumb as it gets.

But yesterday I got my results from the 23 and me kit that my sister got me for xmas.

Finally proof that I'm more Neanderthal than both my sister and girlfriend.

Also funny, when comparing my results to my sister's the website thought she was my grandmother.

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scream ale wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:00 pm
Today was fucking dumb as it gets.

But yesterday I got my results from the 23 and me kit that my sister got me for xmas.

Finally proof that I'm more Neanderthal than both my sister and girlfriend.

Also funny, when comparing my results to my sister's the website thought she was my grandmother.
It's a thing.
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Nausea wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:27 pm
My "weekends" are now Tuesdays and Fridays.

Thank the Lawd for booze. I would be so bored without it.
I'll support you on Tuesdays and Thursday night into Friday.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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