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I got up early, started drinking early, got drunk early, Fuckeed a drunk wiman early, went home early.

Fuck

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Went for a late breakfast today and was asked for my sausage option "patty or link?"

"Freestyle," I replied.
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One of those Wednesdays that really feel like Thursdays. It was a recurring disappointment. This week needs to hurry up and end.
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This friday felt like a friday, all giddy with excitement and such. But I had wednesday feel like fridays, now that`s a downer.

We took the dog to the vet today. His behavior is a little out of control right now. AD wants his balls chopped off as soon as possible.

So in ten days he will get that done, two milk teeth pulled and his claws cut all in one session.
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I went to the town hall to pay my school taxes. Now I'm home drinking in sorrow. That was a lot of potential booze money just to educate a bunch of ungrateful kids I don't really give a fuck about. They should honor my sacrifice by offering to do all of my yard for the next year for free. Little fuckers.

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I thought my day was dumb but I had no teeth pulled and didn't schedule a date to have my balls chopped off. I suppose other creatures have it rougher than I.
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My day in a nutshell was another day in paradise. Woke up and got ready to go to the health club to work out. Had brunch of broiled e-z peel shrimp and large green salad with all kinds of yummy vegetable stuff with a couple beers. Took a nap while listening to my favorite music. Got up and walked down to the beach pubs and had happy hour drinks. Walked home and bought more booze. Made dinner and drank some more. WTF? What kind of life is this?
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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:50 pm
I got up early, started drinking early, got drunk early, Fuckeed a drunk wiman early, went home early.

Fuck
So, a good day, eh?
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I am so tired of diner bacon that is as limp and pink as the guy waiting in line at CVS for his viagra. So today I said, "Bacon, extra crispy."
I think the line took it as either an insult, or a challenge. I don't know what they did with it, because I have fried, I have nuked, I have baked, but never have I seen bacon that looked like that. Like, if they'd stolen an interplanetary pig from area 51, brought it back, interrogated it until it wept, and then hit it with their magic ray guns of fear. Drunkards, it was good. Right alongside my quite brown hash browns; a dish all too often brown in name only, but not this time, b'gawd.

Throw in a hardboiled egg, because no one ever offers them, but hey! Looky here. On the lunch menu they got Cobb salad. Ask, and ye shall receive. There was a biscuit, which I really, really would love to help them with; bless their hearts they tried. And some kind of Hawaiian punch thing that was a lot of fruit and a small bottle of champagne, so yeah, good.
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Savage wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:02 am
dish all too often brown in name only, but not this time, b'gawd.

Throw in a hardboiled egg,
My hashbrowns are killer. Ask AD. Well sometimes they turn into hashblacks, that`s not so killer.

Has anyone ever fried a hardbolied egg, just thinking
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Very slow day at work.

I spent most of the day chilling in the chair. Very meditative.

Read the entire jokes thread on my phone, and browsed some of the older MDM posts as well. That killed a good hour or so.

Now, I'm locked and loaded. Bought a surplus of KD -- as compared to my usual purchases -- so that I can get totally wrecked tonight, as I have tomorrow off.

Cheers my friends. Keep up the drink.
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New work boots are killing my feet. May need something medicinal from Kentucky to set things to rights.
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Reports.

I wish it was from hunting, instead of for work.

Now polishing off a licorice bottle of absinth that was given to me. Don't mind the twigs at the bottom. It's like dip for the cheek.

Nighty night and crazy dreams

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scream ale wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:05 pm
New work boots are killing my feet. May need something medicinal from Kentucky to set things to rights.
I finally got the old man to buy some new work boots, as he's been crying and complaining how the old umpty-ump books * hurt his tootsies. We went to this store called Boot Barn. Now, I already hate them with the purple death, on accounta they replaced our late, lamented BevMo. But, okay then. He right away finds his boots, while I am alternately drooling and fuming because all the cowgirl jeans are made for giraffes and not regular short girls. We get a cashier who is a little boy who speaks rapidly in a strange accent of which I am not familiar. I listen to him make noises with his mouth for a while and decide that perhaps he is from Texas. Or maybe the alien butt probers dropped him down there. I dunno.

* not books. boots. guess you can tell where my mind is.
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:30 am
Savage wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:02 am
dish all too often brown in name only, but not this time, b'gawd.

Throw in a hardboiled egg,
My hashbrowns are killer. Ask AD. Well sometimes they turn into hashblacks, that`s not so killer.

Has anyone ever fried a hardbolied egg, just thinking
Well...
Since you ask.
What you do is you boil it, peel it, and then soak it in your flavor thing of choice. Then you flourbread it, and flash fry it, and serve it up on toppa a steak salad. It is rather good.
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