Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

[Artful Drunktective]

So Oett and I thought it would be a great idea to get rid of our old area rug in exchange for an even bigger one. After a few drinks we thought we could tackle the task. He successfully removed the old rug on his own although he looked like he had been dusted in volcanic ash afterwards. The replacement rug was down at the foot of a nasty flight of steep stairs so we both had to carry it up. I have to say that we couldn't even pick it up it was so heavy...if I could guess, it was roughly about 450 lbs. :P We could barely even drag it.

The moral of the story is, don't believe it in the movies when they show how easy it is to schlep around a dead body wrapped in a Persian rug. I was actually thinking about it while I was balancing this rug on my body so it wouldn't slide down the stairs. Can people realistically and skillfully carry a burrito wrapped body to the trunk of a car, then possibly uphill and to a grave site or pier or some shit- effortlessly?! We couldn't even handle the rug on it's own, much less a dead body egg-rolled inside.

Lesson learned...next time we will seek out the expertise of Dear Booze, as he has extensive Persian rug hooker body disposal. His methods must be systematically on point as he is not in prison yet.

The good news however is, the new rug really ties the room together!

[oettinger]

It felt like a dead cow burrito

[Lush City]

I think if aliens abducted my drunken self they`d gladly return me within five minutes and never bother visiting earth again in the next 100 years.
Do they have minibars on UFOs?

They have mega bars. They have a small box like building in the desert and when you go inside it turns into a huge casino with 3 story ceilings and free drinks! Just follow the map they give you and you will be amazed!

[oettinger]

I think if aliens abducted my drunken self they`d gladly return me within five minutes and never bother visiting earth again in the next 100 years.
Do they have minibars on UFOs?

They have mega bars. They have a small box like building in the desert and when you go inside it turns into a huge casino with 3 story ceilings and free drinks! Just follow the map they give you and you will be amazed!

I don`t know but sometimes it seems half the stuff you post is made up

[Lush City]

I think if aliens abducted my drunken self they`d gladly return me within five minutes and never bother visiting earth again in the next 100 years.
Do they have minibars on UFOs?

They have mega bars. They have a small box like building in the desert and when you go inside it turns into a huge casino with 3 story ceilings and free drinks! Just follow the map they give you and you will be amazed!

I don`t know but sometimes it seems half the stuff you post is made up

LMAO!

[Nausea]

Went back to ancient India and smoked hashish with Lord Shiva.

[scream ale]

Today felt way too much like a Friday. I'm more than a little disappointed that I've still got two days to go. Thankfully there is plenty of beer.
Cheers and good luck all!

[Nausea]

A typical day at work. However, one plus side.

Got the boss to order me a Caol Ila 12, which I'm going to get at-cost. Awesome. It comes in tomorrow. Reunited.

[Savage]

Tomorrow is my university's Homecoming. Me and Jack and Coke are going (that's where we met) and I plan on getting a water bottle full of something nice and enjoying the day.

A gallon of gatorade family tranquilize.

There was that one time I found that pile of old magazines behind the worn-out couch in the garage. Weren't those ladies cold?

Na, they were wearing warm bushes

A bird in hand is better than two in the bush.

[Lush City]

Another Sunday in Paradise, what can I say?

[Nausea]

Found out that my jury duty for tomorrow (my only day off during the week) was canceled.

Phew. I almost lost my only night of drinking with reckless abandon.

So, here I am. And guess what? I am stocked up. Kentucky Deluxe and Scotch in the hizzy. Word.

[Hugh]

Found out that my jury duty for tomorrow (my only day off during the week) was canceled.

Phew. I almost lost my only night of drinking with reckless abandon.

So, here I am. And guess what? I am stocked up. Kentucky Deluxe and Scotch in the hizzy. Word.

How are you getting all this Kentucky Deluxe? It seems I remember a post from you opening up a cardboard case full of KD bottles. Does your employer let you have those?

[Nausea]

How are you getting all this Kentucky Deluxe? It seems I remember a post from you opening up a cardboard case full of KD bottles. Does your employer let you have those?

Yup. My employer buys them by the case for me now. I get an employee discount as well, so all-in-all it's a super cheap way to get loaded.

I can also get Scotches at-cost if it's something they decide to sell at retail. I recently requested Caol Ila 12 and got it. Damn fine whiskey.

[scream ale]

I can also get Scotches at-cost if it's something they decide to sell at retail. I recently requested Caol Ila 12 and got it. Damn fine whiskey.

Talk about living the dream. Cheers to you sir!

[Nausea]

Cheers, bud! It's not the most lavish job in the world, but it has its perks.