Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Pachtez`s soul is trapped in a beerbottle. Somewhere. He doesn`t know which one, that`s why he`s trying to drink all of em
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?


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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.


Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Trying to think about drunk ghosts all day. Albeit able to roam mine would stumble and crash over things all the time. Good hint for a haunted bar
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?


Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Our stupid tiny dog swallowed a whole 4 and a half inch chewing bone today. At first he was okay. After an hour he started coughing. After 90 minutes he threw up everything that was in his stomach, including my watch, credit-card, keys etc.
And I falsely blame AD for lost stuff
And I falsely blame AD for lost stuff
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?


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Dogs have hunger issues, especially the little yappy type with the very high metabolism. I heard of one Labrador that got into the food supply while the owner was gone and ate itself to death. They found him belly up in the pantry!oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:31 pmOur stupid tiny dog swallowed a whole 4 and a half inch chewing bone today. At first he was okay. After an hour he started coughing. After 90 minutes he threw up everything that was in his stomach, including my watch, credit-card, keys etc.
And I falsely blame AD for lost stuff
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.


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I`d rather be bored than having to deal with dumb people. There`s only so much an upright landlord can stomach. It`s mindblowing how many mentally challenged folks roam planet earth
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?


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And you're roaming right amongst the herd, my friend.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Take 'em to the zoo.

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I had hope that this was the song when I clicked. I had the same train or bus of thought.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:20 pmTake 'em to the zoo.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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I think I am the zookeeper already
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?


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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
In a nutshell, I'm messed up as hell on weed and tequila and beer. It's time for my rendezvous with my Sealy Posturpedic.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.


Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Funeral.
A nip of bourbon from my cousin’s flask.
Stop at the new monster sized Candy Store. Scored some bourbon, vodka, and mixers.
Back to the lake house for a few drinks.
Getting to leave to a birthday party for a little girl a thousand miles from home who sat through her Pappy’s funeral just seven hours ago.
I have driving to do, but night will end with a good pour of bourbon.
-Bluto
A nip of bourbon from my cousin’s flask.
Stop at the new monster sized Candy Store. Scored some bourbon, vodka, and mixers.
Back to the lake house for a few drinks.
Getting to leave to a birthday party for a little girl a thousand miles from home who sat through her Pappy’s funeral just seven hours ago.
I have driving to do, but night will end with a good pour of bourbon.
-Bluto
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Sounds like a shit day. Ups and downs. Here's to getting through the rough bits. Thank Bacchus booze helps. Cheers.Bluto wrote: ↑Tue Jan 28, 2020 4:54 pmFuneral.
A nip of bourbon from my cousin’s flask.
Stop at the new monster sized Candy Store. Scored some bourbon, vodka, and mixers.
Back to the lake house for a few drinks.
Getting to leave to a birthday party for a little girl a thousand miles from home who sat through her Pappy’s funeral just seven hours ago.
I have driving to do, but night will end with a good pour of bourbon.
-Bluto
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
My day was a bit happy and a bit sad.
Happy because I scored some nice bottles that I had been hunting, all in the same store. Kinda nice not to run all over Hell's creation to find them.
Sad because we stopped at one of my back in the day dives that will be closing on Saturday for good. Owner died and the kids just want out. The old man loved that bar. Shitty thing for the kids to do.
Happy because I scored some nice bottles that I had been hunting, all in the same store. Kinda nice not to run all over Hell's creation to find them.
Sad because we stopped at one of my back in the day dives that will be closing on Saturday for good. Owner died and the kids just want out. The old man loved that bar. Shitty thing for the kids to do.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice