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Post by scream ale » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:58 am

So far I've said fuck going to work and am enjoying a bourbon laced coffee. Looks to be a day of fucking off followed by an evening of a small late birthday celebration for me.
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Post by oettinger » Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:33 am

Bluto wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 4:54 pm
Funeral.
A nip of bourbon from my cousin’s flask.
Stop at the new monster sized Candy Store. Scored some bourbon, vodka, and mixers.
Back to the lake house for a few drinks.
Getting to leave to a birthday party for a little girl a thousand miles from home who sat through her Pappy’s funeral just seven hours ago.
I have driving to do, but night will end with a good pour of bourbon.

-Bluto
Now that sucks big time.

My day was stupid but I don`t feel like elabortating
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Post by Hugh » Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:02 pm

This is actually a pre-day in a nutshell post.

Before I left work last night, I looked at the decrew list and my name was near the top, meaning that I was entitled to an unpaid day off from work sometime soon. Last night I told myself that if I do get to have the day off, that I would stay home and NOT go to any fucking bars. But I just got the call, I can have the day off, and I'm so fucking OVERJOYED that I want to hit the bars. Not even visions of jail, dumpsters, and upsetting Lonely Old Men who drink in the middle of the day is deterring me.

Dear Gods of Drinking, sitting up there on your filthy sofas with broken springs and overflowing ash trays on the coffee tables, please let me have a good day out there. I've been punished enough, I just want to go out and not get into any shit. I won't even play anything on the jukebox. Just let me have this one day please.

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Post by Rye and Coke » Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:20 pm

Hugh wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:02 pm
This is actually a pre-day in a nutshell post.

Before I left work last night, I looked at the decrew list and my name was near the top, meaning that I was entitled to an unpaid day off from work sometime soon. Last night I told myself that if I do get to have the day off, that I would stay home and NOT go to any fucking bars. But I just got the call, I can have the day off, and I'm so fucking OVERJOYED that I want to hit the bars. Not even visions of jail, dumpsters, and upsetting Lonely Old Men who drink in the middle of the day is deterring me.

Dear Gods of Drinking, sitting up there on your filthy sofas with broken springs and overflowing ash trays on the coffee tables, please let me have a good day out there. I've been punished enough, I just want to go out and not get into any shit. I won't even play anything on the jukebox. Just let me have this one day please.
Goddamn, Bacchus be with you. ... I so wish you had a partner to drink with, a Virgil to your Dante as it were; because damn if Hugh isn't capable of fucking his shit up in beautifully brutal ways.

LOL, I'm having goddamn anxiety attacks here thinking about what's about to happen, hahaha
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Post by Rye and Coke » Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:20 pm

My day on the other hand was spent working from home, listening to Doug Stanhope podcasts and slowly reintroducing my body to alcohol. I've been taking it easy for about a week because my last hangover came with some scary physical ailments that I wanted to nip in the bud immediately. Now that things are back to normal, shit, let's party...
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:15 am

^ ^ ^ Totally! It's also an anxiety ridden moment when Hugh writes a "pre-day nutshell" post about hopefully not ending up in a Dumpster or getting picked up by a serial rapist and then has yet to post afterwards...
Hugh wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:02 pm
This is actually a pre-day in a nutshell post.
I'm so fucking OVERJOYED that I want to hit the bars. Not even visions of jail, dumpsters, and upsetting Lonely Old Men who drink in the middle of the day is deterring me.
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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Post by Hugh » Sat Feb 29, 2020 2:37 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:15 am
^ ^ ^ Totally! It's also an anxiety ridden moment when Hugh writes a "pre-day nutshell" post about hopefully not ending up in a Dumpster or getting picked up by a serial rapist and then has yet to post afterwards...
Ha! Well, here's what happened. Something most unusual indeed. I opened my front door, took a good look at all that bright sunshine, and then closed the door. With me still inside. I grabbed my book and headed for the couch. I stayed home. One of my New Year's resolutions was to cut back on bars, it's a resolution I make and break every year, but this is gonna be my year. It was a beer and whiskey night at home. But it wasn't all peaches and cream. I'm becoming more and more incontinent as I drink beer. It makes me get up to pee every four or five minutes (not exaggerating, I've timed it) and there's always a few drops that wait to exit until after I've zipped back up. Wine doesn't do this to me. Will I be forced to give up beer?

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Post by scream ale » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:18 pm

Limit beer drinking to shower times?
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scream ale wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:18 pm
Limit beer drinking to shower times?
Bahtroom in general
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:46 pm

Hugh wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 2:37 pm
I'm becoming more and more incontinent as I drink beer. It makes me get up to pee every four or five minutes (not exaggerating, I've timed it) and there's always a few drops that wait to exit until after I've zipped back up. Wine doesn't do this to me. Will I be forced to give up beer?

No for the love of Bacchus don't give up beer. Women have had this problem since the beginning of time. You can't "break the seal". Once you do, it's beyond your bladder control. It's a reality and it sucks.
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Post by MissFit » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:00 pm

1. Woke up around 12:30pm with crazy headache (Last night some dude kept buying me Tequila shots
2. Took a shower and shaved
3. Went back to bed
4. Woke up around 4 pm. Eating Cpt. Crunch with a Bloody Mary (not together)
5. Made and drank two more Bloody Marys with 4 Tylenols
6. Showered again and got ready to go to work
7. I'm out of here shift starts a 6
8. Going to be a long and busy Saturday night but the money is good
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Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:36 pm

I had to hand over the keys to two flats to new tennants moving in while the old ones where moving out. All in one house on different floors, at he same time. With twenty something helping carrying people roaming the staircase. Total chaos. I`m glad I didn`t mix up too much of the paper work. Trying to relax with vodka and Marlboros right now
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Post by Hugh » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:46 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:36 pm
I had to hand over the keys to two flats to new tennants moving in while the old ones where moving out. All in one house on different floors, at he same time. With twenty something helping carrying people roaming the staircase. Total chaos. I`m glad I didn`t mix up too much of the paper work. Trying to relax with vodka and Marlboros right now
My landlord redoes every apartment before moving a new tenant in, even if the previous tenant was only there a short while. The paint on the walls is so thick it covers a wall carving of a sailing ship so much that you can barely tell what it is anymore. It's quite literally a hundred years worth of paint.

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Post by scream ale » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:55 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:46 pm
Hugh wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 2:37 pm
I'm becoming more and more incontinent as I drink beer. It makes me get up to pee every four or five minutes (not exaggerating, I've timed it) and there's always a few drops that wait to exit until after I've zipped back up. Wine doesn't do this to me. Will I be forced to give up beer?

No for the love of Bacchus don't give up beer. Women have had this problem since the beginning of time. You can't "break the seal". Once you do, it's beyond your bladder control. It's a reality and it sucks.
I've been told this seal breaking story since I was a teenager. It's never applied to me. Once I start on beer it's over. Not quite as severe for me as it seems for Hugh but it's more frequently than I care for. But I love beer more than sitting in one spot for hours on end.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:39 pm

Hugh wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:46 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:36 pm
I had to hand over the keys to two flats to new tennants moving in while the old ones where moving out. All in one house on different floors, at he same time. With twenty something helping carrying people roaming the staircase. Total chaos. I`m glad I didn`t mix up too much of the paper work. Trying to relax with vodka and Marlboros right now
My landlord redoes every apartment before moving a new tenant in, even if the previous tenant was only there a short while. The paint on the walls is so thick it covers a wall carving of a sailing ship so much that you can barely tell what it is anymore. It's quite literally a hundred years worth of paint.
You survived! We were worried when there was just a robotic hotline voice on the San Diego coroner`s office phone.
We even tried lost and found.

Tell your landlord that every 250 years he loses a square foot of loarding land by applying this painting practice!
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