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after a work enforced dry Friday and Saturday morning I AM FUCKING ENJOYING THIS GIN.

WORK CAN GET FUCKED.
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Had the best bratwurst for dinner. They were sauteed with onions soon to be caramelized drenched in a can of Mexican lager and baked topped with sauerkraut and sweet/hot craft mustard. It took longer to cook than it did to eat. I snarfed it up!
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Walked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her

Instead I was drunk and polite.

Never again.

Being polite
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:58 am
Walked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her

Instead I was drunk and polite.

Never again.

Being polite
Yeah, had the same awakening about 10yrs ago. I found myself slipping into back pain whenever I had to suppress my reaction to some other douche bag for one reason or another. Once I stopped being 'Mr. Nice Guy', my back pains stopped bothering me. Go figure.
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:58 am
Walked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her

Instead I was drunk and polite.

Never again.

Being polite

Which bitch barked at you? Because the canine didn’t know any better.
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Savage wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:12 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:58 am
Walked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her

Instead I was drunk and polite.

Never again.

Being polite

Which bitch barked at you? Because the canine didn’t know any better.
The downside of living in a beautiful spot on the edge of the woods is a lot of assholes come down here to walk their four legged shit-machines right in front of our house.
Hence why I always want either a minigun / chainsaw / flamethrower for christmas. I`ll set up the claymores and bootytraps myself
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Nothing special just hung around the house for the most part. Went out to cash in my scratch offs. While out I remembered that NY raised the smoking age to 21, just like booze. I doubt this accomplished anything beyond pissing off 20 year olds. I say this as a former smoker.
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just finished work for the day...fuckin pissed off cause some dick head at work reported me...

I was blabbing away on microsoft teams about how i was slacking off (thank fuck i didn't mention drinking) and some cunt on the chat screen shotted it and sent it to my manager.

basically resulting in me being put on dog shit work duties for the foreseeable.

Wish i knew who'd reported me to i could stomp their fuckin teeth in. hah

Never mind...well fuckin needed weekend of drinking now.
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benitobeast69 wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:16 pm
just finished work for the day...fuckin pissed off cause some dick head at work reported me...

I was blabbing away on microsoft teams about how i was slacking off (thank fuck i didn't mention drinking) and some cunt on the chat screen shotted it and sent it to my manager.

basically resulting in me being put on dog shit work duties for the foreseeable.

Wish i knew who'd reported me to i could stomp their fuckin teeth in. hah

Never mind...well fuckin needed weekend of drinking now.
Next time write in the chat: I know now who reported me, that fucker is in serious trouble. I got worse stuff of his to report. I`ll use it when the right time arises
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I was awakened this morning at 4:40 a.m. by our little zoo. For a couple of hourse I tried to fall back to sleep again but failed.
After my first two drinks and a very filling onion soup I had to take a nap at around 3 p.m. Woke up two hours ago trying to catch up with my intake.
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Vodka drinks and onion soup. That should make for some interesting flatulence.
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 2:00 pm
Vodka drinks and onion soup. That should make for some interesting flatulence.
You know me, I`m not the person to talk such things like flatulence
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My middle name is flatulance.
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Scream flat ounce Ale, I dig that

I drank all day
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I finished off a bottle of black label Bushmills yesterday so today I went out to replace it today. Had to stop at three liquor stores before I found it. So I picked up two.
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