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Went to work four hours late and NOBODY NOTICED. Then drove for a while and, afterwards, got drunk.

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I`ve been spending half the day in the kitchen trying to be not too drunk for when it`s time to turn the bird around in the often, tricky. Cheers
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Today was a slow death. But tomorrow ends at noon. Happy hour starts not long after that cause I wanna be out before the year is.
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I had to go to some claimed water damage in one flat. Radiators are not leaking, neither are there any water pipes anywhere near. They said it must be pushing water in from the outside. Checked it, nah.
They are messy folks though, my guess is it`s just their nasty flat. Have to check that next week as those idiots were not at home when I got there.
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oettinger wrote:
Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:24 am
I had to go to some claimed water damage in one flat. Radiators are not leaking, neither are there any water pipes anywhere near. They said it must be pushing water in from the outside. Checked it, nah.
They are messy folks though, my guess is it`s just their nasty flat. Have to check that next week as those idiots were not at home when I got there.
no way to spend new years eve that man...fuckin time wasters.

my days been a fucking lazy one so far, only just started drinking at 7pm. need to stop wasting day drinking time by sleeping till lunchtime.

at least i'm fresh and ready to kick the shit out of tonight.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)." - Kinglsey Amis

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I had to wash shit off my cat`s legs. That wasn`t fun at all
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:56 am
I had to wash shit off my cat`s legs. That wasn`t fun at all
Out of tp again???
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:25 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:56 am
I had to wash shit off my cat`s legs. That wasn`t fun at all
Out of tp again???
It was dried up already. Sprinkling shit stained litter everywhere too
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I had to go to check on a flat a romanian women left after living there for only half a year.
She dissapeared to gipsymania and stopped paying rent.
Her cousin allegedly cleaned the flat.

It`s littered with garbage. Lamps and bathroom mirrors were stolen. It looks like junkies lived there.
There is a bathrobe in the toilet.
There was entrance to the attic. More garbage up there.
If I really tried hard I`d come up with maybe half that trash over the span of six months. Yikes

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I lost a pack of smokes and a lighter somewhere in this house
And I won the dart game four to two. We were to wasted to make it to 20
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:55 pm
I lost a pack of smokes and a lighter somewhere in this house
And I won the dart game four to two. We were to wasted to make it to 20
So you lost a pack of smokes, a lighter and a game of darts in your own house in a single day? That's what happened?
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^^^ Found the smokes on the nightstand, no idea how they got there since I usually don`t smoke in bed
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12 hours and nine minutes until the orange cancer is excised. Ooh Rah!
Grumpy has to work--I told him to take it off and watch it with me, but he says he can't.
Dancing in the streets!
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Savage wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:51 pm
12 hours and nine minutes until the orange cancer is excised. Ooh Rah!
Grumpy has to work--I told him to take it off and watch it with me, but he says he can't.
Dancing in the streets!
The stucco mansion was bought by someone?

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