Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

[Shane-O-Matic]

Went to work four hours late and NOBODY NOTICED. Then drove for a while and, afterwards, got drunk.

[Artful Drunktective]

[oettinger]

I`ve been spending half the day in the kitchen trying to be not too drunk for when it`s time to turn the bird around in the often, tricky. Cheers

[scream ale]

Today was a slow death. But tomorrow ends at noon. Happy hour starts not long after that cause I wanna be out before the year is.

[oettinger]

I had to go to some claimed water damage in one flat. Radiators are not leaking, neither are there any water pipes anywhere near. They said it must be pushing water in from the outside. Checked it, nah.
They are messy folks though, my guess is it`s just their nasty flat. Have to check that next week as those idiots were not at home when I got there.

[benitobeast69]

I had to go to some claimed water damage in one flat. Radiators are not leaking, neither are there any water pipes anywhere near. They said it must be pushing water in from the outside. Checked it, nah.
They are messy folks though, my guess is it`s just their nasty flat. Have to check that next week as those idiots were not at home when I got there.

no way to spend new years eve that man...fuckin time wasters.

my days been a fucking lazy one so far, only just started drinking at 7pm. need to stop wasting day drinking time by sleeping till lunchtime.

at least i'm fresh and ready to kick the shit out of tonight.

[oettinger]

I had to wash shit off my cat`s legs. That wasn`t fun at all

[scream ale]

I had to wash shit off my cat`s legs. That wasn`t fun at all

Out of tp again???

[oettinger]

I had to wash shit off my cat`s legs. That wasn`t fun at all

Out of tp again???

It was dried up already. Sprinkling shit stained litter everywhere too

[oettinger]

I had to go to check on a flat a romanian women left after living there for only half a year.
She dissapeared to gipsymania and stopped paying rent.
Her cousin allegedly cleaned the flat.

It`s littered with garbage. Lamps and bathroom mirrors were stolen. It looks like junkies lived there.
There is a bathrobe in the toilet.
There was entrance to the attic. More garbage up there.
If I really tried hard I`d come up with maybe half that trash over the span of six months. Yikes

Fun times, drink helps

[oettinger]

I lost a pack of smokes and a lighter somewhere in this house
And I won the dart game four to two. We were to wasted to make it to 20

[scream ale]

I lost a pack of smokes and a lighter somewhere in this house
And I won the dart game four to two. We were to wasted to make it to 20

So you lost a pack of smokes, a lighter and a game of darts in your own house in a single day? That's what happened?

[oettinger]

^^^ Found the smokes on the nightstand, no idea how they got there since I usually don`t smoke in bed

[Savage]

12 hours and nine minutes until the orange cancer is excised. Ooh Rah!
Grumpy has to work--I told him to take it off and watch it with me, but he says he can't.
Dancing in the streets!

[mistah willies]

12 hours and nine minutes until the orange cancer is excised. Ooh Rah!
Grumpy has to work--I told him to take it off and watch it with me, but he says he can't.
Dancing in the streets!

The stucco mansion was bought by someone?