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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Woke up at 7am with like 3 hours of sleep drank bottle of wine. Got shit done. Bought vodka and back at it boooyyys.

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Love it when the notice says: Electrician arrives between 12 a.m. and 6:30 p.pm.
Make sure to be home and not loaded
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:17 am
Drank my dinner last night. Came home. Might have talked to some drunken wierdos on Skype. Played music way too loud and did some kung fu dancing in my skivvs. Smoked. Urinated off the second floor deck, twice. Threw money down to the delivery guy and made him tie the pizza box to the end of a rope because I was too shithammered and lazy to go downstairs.
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Sammy wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 4:17 pm
I was a little backed up yesterday so, against my better judgement, I took a Prunelax before bed. Big mistake. I was up at 4 am. I wandered around the house in a semi comma for a few hours before I finally realized I would not go back to sleep and made a pot of coffee.

Then I talked to an electrician in a half awake state. Don't recommend that. In my experience, all electricians are crazy. Then I argued with some lawyers. Definitely don't recommend that. I should arrange a cage match between the lawyers and the electricians. If there's a live wire within reach, I still wouldn't bet on the electricians.


So now I'm drunk and half awake and about to gut bomb myself with 3 day old fried chicken. Prunelax anyone?
Wow! That's what I call living large.
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 10:48 pm
Sammy wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 4:17 pm
...I should arrange a cage match between the lawyers and the electricians. If there's a live wire within reach, I still wouldn't bet on the electricians...
Wow! That's what I call living large.
You should see his house.

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mistah willies wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:56 am
Lush City wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 10:48 pm
Sammy wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 4:17 pm
...I should arrange a cage match between the lawyers and the electricians. If there's a live wire within reach, I still wouldn't bet on the electricians...
Wow! That's what I call living large.
You should see his house.
Drinkmore Castle


My day was funny, AD greeted my dad on skype, he was here to pick some stuff up. As soon as we went out it started to rain like hell.
During lunch the rain stopped and we hopped in the car again to get more things from my old home. Figure what, as soon as we wanted to take it out heavy rain started again. I`m soaking wet!
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Work. Home. Drink. Life is good. Sometimes.
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Had to refresh my Firefox browser on my desktop and poof! Lost all my login credentials to my hushmail and Drundard accounts. And it was a huge surprise that neither site offers a password reset because they don't have a record of you. That ain't right. Luckily my laptop still remembers. Going to change my passw to something I can remember.
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Don`t you write them down somewhere? And use chrome.
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I drank with two beautiful ladies today. We were all drinking martinis. Then I noticed a table full of 6 beautiful ladies, and there were no men at their table, so I almost went over to that table, but I didn't. I behaved for once.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:00 am
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I'll buy that place and have it knocked down.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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^ ^ ^ "We'll buy this place and fire you immediately". HAA!
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I`ll fire myself and go on welfare, cause my old boss was a dick
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