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Post by Patchez » Sun Mar 10, 2019 10:55 pm

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Post by scream ale » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:15 pm

In a nutshell: soul crushing boredom. But after roughly 3 hours of medication things are looking up.
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Post by Nausea » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:16 pm

scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:15 pm
In a nutshell: soul crushing boredom. But after roughly 3 hours of medication things are looking up.
Keep the drink alive.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Post by scream ale » Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:35 pm

Nausea wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:16 pm
scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:15 pm
In a nutshell: soul crushing boredom. But after roughly 3 hours of medication things are looking up.
Keep the drink alive.
Live to drink
drink to live
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:18 am

I learned that any sort of "American" choices on a Deutschland restaurant menu always involves chicken nuggets. I didn't realize us 'murricans (that were not in Kindergarten) were so into nuggets but OK..? I guess overseas it is a delicacy.

I also learned Germans don't know how to make good cookies so they try their best to mimic ours. Isn't that adorable? A cookie wrapper with the fking Murrican flag!

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Post by Nausea » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:07 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:18 am

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The graphic design on this one is interesting. Why are there stray chocolate chips strewn about? And the one at the top even gets its own drop shadow?

Plus, the stripes are way off. The top one looks OK, but the bottom one is stretched way to far, presumably to allow the text to rest better, but by butchering the proportions of the flag.
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Post by Nausea » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:24 pm

It's one of my days off, so naturally I'm drinking and not doing anything else. Oh how I love it so.
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Post by scream ale » Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:51 pm

Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:07 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:18 am

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Plus, the stripes are way off. The top one looks OK, but the bottom one is stretched way to far, presumably to allow the text to rest better, but by butchering the proportions of the flag.
You'd make a hell of a flag inspector. Why are you wasting your talents in a warehouse? It's a damn shame. Make America have standards again buddy.
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Post by Mr. Viking » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:06 pm

I flooded my kitchen trying to fit central heating
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:32 pm

Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:07 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:18 am

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The graphic design on this one is interesting. Why are there stray chocolate chips strewn about? And the one at the top even gets its own drop shadow?

Plus, the stripes are way off. The top one looks OK, but the bottom one is stretched way to far, presumably to allow the text to rest better, but by butchering the proportions of the flag.
Stray chips flying amok and flag butchering is not cool, Dude. What are these Deutschlander's thinking?! It's raining chocolate chips and disproportionate flags in 'murrica?!
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Post by oettinger » Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:13 am

Mr. Viking wrote:
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I flooded my kitchen trying to fit central heating
Fuuuuck what happened? Which floor is your kitchen?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by mistah willies » Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:33 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:06 pm
I flooded my kitchen trying to fit central heating
I flooded my cellar by living in a rental house built in 1890. Then I worked on the washing machine.
I unplugged it first.

The bottle cork. Electricity can't hurt me, for I am never grounded.

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Post by Patchez » Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:11 pm

I had a colonoscopy on Friday so I had that going for me to start my work week.
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Post by Lush City » Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:57 pm

Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:11 pm
I had a colonoscopy on Friday so I had that going for me to start my work week.
So you had to evacuate the colon beforehand? That must have been fun. Yes, been there done that under full anesthesia. The ketamine they gave me was the bomb! Didn't want to wake up!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:24 pm

It`s called a keta-hole for a reason
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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