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Post by Dear Booze » Thu May 16, 2019 7:18 pm

Fucking meetings about meetings. All fucking day.

Supposed to be off tomorrow but have to finalize a press release, send it out for final edits, pay a couple bills, and throw an employee appreciation party.

I was supposed to do some work on Saturday but I will not be doing that.
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Post by Dear Booze » Thu May 16, 2019 7:29 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 3:42 pm
Thursday, 4:30 PM.
78 F and sunny with a breeze as smooth as silk.

Mixed an extra large, extra sturdy DRINK! upon getting home today. The grapefruit juice barely counts, completely slaughtered by the relentless hordes of vodka and ice.

My throne is a lawn chair, my royal table an upended milk crate set with an ashtray and a plastic cup filled with the finest crunk. The septer, of course, is thou royal and crusty bong, with which I exhale coughing decrees to all passers by upon the sidewalks. It's good to be common royalty.
This is so good, I posted it on Twitter.
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Post by oettinger » Fri May 17, 2019 7:53 am

Old smart skunk is over for visits. This morning I had to drive my parents to the train station, that sucked major balls. But since returning home from shopping I`m on a mission to be heavily intoxicated for the next week plus
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Post by Badfellow » Fri May 17, 2019 9:38 am

oettinger wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 7:53 am
Old smart skunk is over for visits. This morning I had to drive my parents to the train station, that sucked major balls. But since returning home from shopping I`m on a mission to be heavily intoxicated for the next week plus
I trust you and the Lituanians are getting epically shitfaced. Be sure to make them one of your famous garbage plates, or at least a gas station schnitzel. Oh, and where are the photos of this Wupperdorfian madness?
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Post by Badfellow » Fri May 17, 2019 9:39 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 7:29 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 3:42 pm
Thursday, 4:30 PM.
78 F and sunny with a breeze as smooth as silk.

Mixed an extra large, extra sturdy DRINK! upon getting home today. The grapefruit juice barely counts, completely slaughtered by the relentless hordes of vodka and ice.

My throne is a lawn chair, my royal table an upended milk crate set with an ashtray and a plastic cup filled with the finest crunk. The septer, of course, is thou royal and crusty bong, with which I exhale coughing decrees to all passers by upon the sidewalks. It's good to be common royalty.
This is so good, I posted it on Twitter.
Twitter? That's a computer program or something, right?
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Post by scream ale » Fri May 17, 2019 5:56 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 9:38 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 7:53 am
Old smart skunk is over for visits. This morning I had to drive my parents to the train station, that sucked major balls. But since returning home from shopping I`m on a mission to be heavily intoxicated for the next week plus
I trust you and the Lituanians are getting epically shitfaced. Be sure to make them one of your famous garbage plates, or at least a gas station schnitzel. Oh, and where are the photos of this Wupperdorfian madness?
Oettinger makes a garbage plate?
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri May 17, 2019 10:27 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 9:39 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 7:29 pm

This is so good, I posted it on Twitter.
Twitter? That's a computer program or something, right?
No. It's an online site for hooking-up like Tinder© .
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Post by Patchez » Fri May 17, 2019 10:46 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:27 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 9:39 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 7:29 pm

This is so good, I posted it on Twitter.
Twitter? That's a computer program or something, right?
No. It's an online site for hooking-up like Tinder© .
Or in Dear Booze's case, Grinder.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri May 17, 2019 10:48 pm

Patchez wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:46 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:27 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 9:39 am


Twitter? That's a computer program or something, right?
No. It's an online site for hooking-up like Tinder© .
Or in Dear Booze's case, Grinder.
Roofieme.com
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Post by waahoohah » Sat May 18, 2019 2:37 am

Oversleep. Work. Duck overtime as best as I am able. Drink. Lose glasses. Pass out.

Repeat.

So much overtime at work. I have no idea what day it is. It's got to be Swerveday, right?
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Post by oettinger » Sat May 18, 2019 12:55 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:48 pm
Patchez wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:46 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:27 pm


No. It's an online site for hooking-up like Tinder© .
Or in Dear Booze's case, Grinder.
Roofieme.com
Tripper.com it was
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Post by oettinger » Sat May 18, 2019 12:57 pm

waahoohah wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 2:37 am
Oversleep. Work. Duck overtime as best as I am able. Drink. Lose glasses. Pass out.

Repeat.

So much overtime at work. I have no idea what day it is. It's got to be Swerveday, right?
Yes.

The good thing about glases is, you can only lose them once. Gone. Booom

But you can get drunk and buy a new pair
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Post by scream ale » Sun May 19, 2019 6:30 pm

Went to the first flea market of the season bright and early. Found an AC/DC cd. Otherwise struck out. Fun day for the most part.
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Post by Nausea » Tue May 21, 2019 10:41 am

Day off. Locked and loaded with whiskey -- doesn't get much better. I'm all giddy.

Viva La Blackout!

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Post by Shane-O-Matic » Wed May 22, 2019 6:06 pm

Spent all day painting inside and outside of a 60ft boat. Then poured some drinks with the old man and talked nonsense. A good day.

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