Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

[oettinger]

Watermelons are nuts though

Pineapples probably too

[Badfellow]

Watermelons are nuts though

Pineapples probably too

You're definitely nuts too.

[Badfellow]

Hazelnut, walnut, peanut I love em all

A peanut is not a nut; it's a legume. Dumbass.

Well he likes nut sacks too and technically those aren't nuts either...

Scratching them? Or just the wrinkled, hairy appearance in general?

[mistah willies]

A peanut is not a nut; it's a legume. Dumbass.

Well he likes nut sacks too and technically those aren't nuts either...

Scratching them? Or just the wrinkled, hairy appearance in general?

Please please please don't use the words "mouth feel" here.

[Badfellow]

Well he likes nut sacks too and technically those aren't nuts either...

Scratching them? Or just the wrinkled, hairy appearance in general?

Please please please don't use the words "mouth feel" here.

Or that they were a bit too salty for his taste.

[Nausea]

Worked (twerked). Now, whiskeyification. Some days feel like more special drinking days than others.

[Nausea]

Woke up to check MDM and saw a message that I had been permanently banned.

Of course, since I got blackout drunk the night before, thought, "Damn. I must have gotten fucking rowdy last night."

Tried the site on TOR and got the same message, and figured it was just a forum problem, which it was. Whew.

Anyways, whiskeyification is now taking place. Huzzah.

[Badfellow]

Woke up to check MDM and saw a message that I had been permanently banned.

Received the same message while dealing with a horrific bout of muddbutt. It was not a peachy morning.

[Rye and Coke]

Woke up to check MDM and saw a message that I had been permanently banned.

Of course, since I got blackout drunk the night before, thought, "Damn. I must have gotten fucking rowdy last night."

Tried the site on TOR and got the same message, and figured it was just a forum problem, which it was. Whew.

Anyways, whiskeyification is now taking place. Huzzah.

Me too. I came into work, tried to get on and was told I'd been banned. I was certain I'd posted nudes or something.

[Nausea]

Me too. I came into work, tried to get on and was told I'd been banned. I was certain I'd posted nudes or something.

You did post nudes. The mods told me they were removed because nobody should have to see that.

[Badfellow]

Me too. I came into work, tried to get on and was told I'd been banned. I was certain I'd posted nudes or something.

You did post nudes. The mods told me they were removed because nobody should have to see that.

As he was wearing his tube socks at the time, they technically were not nudes.

[Artful Drunktective]

Me too. I came into work, tried to get on and was told I'd been banned. I was certain I'd posted nudes or something.

You did post nudes. The mods told me they were removed because nobody should have to see that.

As he was wearing his tube socks at the time, they technically were not nudes.

I can verify that yes indeed, there were tube socks involved but not on his feet...

[mistah willies]

You did post nudes. The mods told me they were removed because nobody should have to see that.

As he was wearing his tube socks at the time, they technically were not nudes.

I can verify that yes indeed, there were tube socks involved but not on his feet...

....well, one tube sock, technically.

You made your own youtube

[Nausea]

Day off -- kind of funny how Monday has become my Friday.

So, guess who has been doing some morning drinking? In tube sock(s), too.

[Sammy]

My brain is frying because the AC is out and it's friggin hot.