Watermelons are nuts though
Pineapples probably too
Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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If water was so healthy, why do you die when you drown in it?


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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
You're definitely nuts too.
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Scratching them? Or just the wrinkled, hairy appearance in general?
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Please please please don't use the words "mouth feel" here.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:52 amScratching them? Or just the wrinkled, hairy appearance in general?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:46 amWell he likes nut sacks too and technically those aren't nuts either...
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Or that they were a bit too salty for his taste.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:48 amPlease please please don't use the words "mouth feel" here.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:52 amScratching them? Or just the wrinkled, hairy appearance in general?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:46 amWell he likes nut sacks too and technically those aren't nuts either...
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Worked (twerked). Now, whiskeyification. Some days feel like more special drinking days than others.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Woke up to check MDM and saw a message that I had been permanently banned.
Of course, since I got blackout drunk the night before, thought, "Damn. I must have gotten fucking rowdy last night."
Tried the site on TOR and got the same message, and figured it was just a forum problem, which it was. Whew.
Anyways, whiskeyification is now taking place. Huzzah.
Of course, since I got blackout drunk the night before, thought, "Damn. I must have gotten fucking rowdy last night."
Tried the site on TOR and got the same message, and figured it was just a forum problem, which it was. Whew.
Anyways, whiskeyification is now taking place. Huzzah.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
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Received the same message while dealing with a horrific bout of muddbutt. It was not a peachy morning.
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Me too. I came into work, tried to get on and was told I'd been banned. I was certain I'd posted nudes or something.Nausea wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:57 pmWoke up to check MDM and saw a message that I had been permanently banned.
Of course, since I got blackout drunk the night before, thought, "Damn. I must have gotten fucking rowdy last night."
Tried the site on TOR and got the same message, and figured it was just a forum problem, which it was. Whew.
Anyways, whiskeyification is now taking place. Huzzah.

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You did post nudes. The mods told me they were removed because nobody should have to see that.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:15 pmMe too. I came into work, tried to get on and was told I'd been banned. I was certain I'd posted nudes or something.
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As he was wearing his tube socks at the time, they technically were not nudes.Nausea wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:17 pmYou did post nudes. The mods told me they were removed because nobody should have to see that.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:15 pmMe too. I came into work, tried to get on and was told I'd been banned. I was certain I'd posted nudes or something.
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I can verify that yes indeed, there were tube socks involved but not on his feet...Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:29 pmAs he was wearing his tube socks at the time, they technically were not nudes.Nausea wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:17 pmYou did post nudes. The mods told me they were removed because nobody should have to see that.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:15 pmMe too. I came into work, tried to get on and was told I'd been banned. I was certain I'd posted nudes or something.
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....well, one tube sock, technically.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:33 amI can verify that yes indeed, there were tube socks involved but not on his feet...
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Day off -- kind of funny how Monday has become my Friday.
So, guess who has been doing some morning drinking? In tube sock(s), too.
So, guess who has been doing some morning drinking? In tube sock(s), too.
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My brain is frying because the AC is out and it's friggin hot.