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Post by Rye and Coke » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:23 pm

I spent the day building online news publications for transportation associations.

When it was over, I calmed the panic attack and tears by taking a shot of rum and hurrying my ass home to where I began pouring rye and tequila down my gullet.

Now I'm okay, watching Shark Week. Bliss.
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Post by Badfellow » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:09 am

Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:23 pm
...and hurrying my ass home to where I began pouring rye and tequila down my gullet.

Now I'm okay, watching Shark Week. Bliss.
There's something very calming, almost reassuring, about Shark Week. Some people don't get it. Then again, some people don't get recreational inebriation.

Going to also add Ice Road Truckers and Deadliest Catch to the mix. Back when Netflix was a mail subscription thing, I used to binge watch DVDs after work accompanied by the strongest cocktails I could possibly mix. It's all very decompressive and therapeutic.
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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:35 am

"She wanted me to go down on her but she was just coming off of shark week and I was afraid there was still some chum in the water"
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Post by scream ale » Fri Aug 02, 2019 3:04 pm

I came, I saw, I did very little. Because I don't care. Now- drinking beer.
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Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:57 pm

I spent the day reassuring, about some chum in the water I saw
panic attack and the strongest cocktails and I was afraid there



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Post by Badfellow » Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:14 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:57 pm
I spent the day reassuring, about some chum in the water I saw
panic attack and the strongest cocktails and I was afraid there



MY writing gets better everyday
Hey, "reassuring" is pretty good English vocabulary, schnitzel locks. But then you lose points with words like "carchoal". Is it made from charred cars?
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:07 am

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:09 am
Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:23 pm
...and hurrying my ass home to where I began pouring rye and tequila down my gullet.

Now I'm okay, watching Shark Week. Bliss.
There's something very calming, almost reassuring, about Shark Week. Some people don't get it. Then again, some people don't get recreational inebriation.
Agreed. I saw this episode once on whale sharks and the sharks that were being tracked all had names. I almost had tears in my eyes at the end of the episode after following their journeys and then were no longer traceable.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:55 pm

First you drink yourself to death.
Then you eat yoursefl to death.
Then again you drink yourself to death.
The next morning you fucking shit yourself to death.

I`m stage three, cheers
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Post by Nausea » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:12 pm

Worked.

Then, Drinking.

Fast.

Viva La Blackout.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:18 pm

Go on then
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Post by Lush City » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:55 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:15 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:43 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:09 pm
Week in a nutshell: drank, smoked and picked 40 quarts of wild blueberries up in the remote northern woods.

Oh jizus 40 quarts? wtf is that anyway? I've been drinking, don't make me convert stuff. Did it take you like, 47,000 hours- I mean 2,820,000- minutes to pick that many?

And have to say I'm a little disappointed you don't have any skunk stories to share. Lame.
Not surprised to see you've already become a metric floozy, AD. But let me break it down for ya...

40 quarts @ 4 quarts per gallon = 10 one gallon bags, or 1 giant 10 gallon bag which is just stupid.

The calculation for the amount of time spent picking is a bit more complex, but basically if you take the number of cigarettes smoked multiplied by the number of doobies smoked, then divide that by the liters of vodka drank times the number of Hamm's beer cans, subtracted by the number of cheeseburgers plus the square root of frozen pizzas consumed and you'll get a general idea.
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Post by Nausea » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:18 pm

Working the new job. 10 hour days and the work is pretty intense. Pays well, though.

I'm sunburned to shit. Time for a drink.
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Post by Badfellow » Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:47 pm

Installed a pair of 18 x 10 garage doors for a farmer's machine shed today. Brutalish work but the weather was kind and the cooler was full of Hamm's.

Now I'm sitting in the clubhouse of a rural golf course with the bar to myself and a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound California burger in the other.

Cheers, fellow Drunkards.
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Post by Dear Booze » Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:51 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:47 pm
... a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound California burger in the other.
Curious, what's a California burger?
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Post by Badfellow » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:52 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:51 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:47 pm
... a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound California burger in the other.
Curious, what's a California burger?
Lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and yo momma.
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