Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase

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Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase

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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Even passing out on these looks super uncomfortable
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Go dove hunting.
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I would like to see Artful Detective throw a plastic Vodka bottle over the railing and hit all stairs without looking.
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Walk up and down without any pain. - Lush
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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I would like to see a large wooden carved statue fall down the stairs.
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I would like to see someone push a Nazi down the stairs.
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Badfellow butchering a cow, a pig, or a lamb.
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I`d like to see a piano moved up these stairs one day
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Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, and Hot Carl all happening at the same time.
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Update our sex life
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It's made from an industrial screw drive, like for a garage door opener or submarine.



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He steps in, and it revolves upwards, or downwards, depending on scientific stuff.


He's down to only three replacement feet form the cadavers in his basement. They get chopped if you don't step off that thing quick enough.

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I am striving to the day where I can fall down those stairs.
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His house looked like Jackie Treehorn's.
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