Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase

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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:35 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:29 am
Lurk in the shadows behind one of Lush's 19 sofas and wait for a rollerblader to fall down the spiral staircase so I can quickly steal his walkman.
...and take the batteries out. Oh grand lord, when he shits himself: Nurse! Loop! Looop!!!! Anyone! I dangly pooped my pants, and my drink is also empty!!!!
I don`t pay you for that tasteless magaritas Conchita!
First off, contrary to popular belief I am not Nurse Lupe. I am Nurse Conchita, the weekend tiki bar nurse. And I can make a delicious orange margarita fresh from his orange tree while Lupe gives the Saturday colonic procedure.
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I take it on authority that, on Saurday and Sunday afternoons, Lush undergoes colonic therapy on his Spiral Staircase. This is administered by his weekend nurse, Conchetta, who is in no way licensed to perform medical procedures. Therefore, this routine is regulated only by the Southern California Convention and Visitors Bureau's
Entertainment Division. Tickets are available for $12 per person (children under 5 are free)
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I am really offended by your misspelling of Conchita, back to tijuanan you dollars collectiing cunt
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If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, keep your hands off my wet nurse! Get your own an leave me alone!
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Gargle assorted liquors from his Tiki Bar. Then everyone throw up and pull a MD "Cosby Sweater" on his white plush carpeting.
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This urinal stair cases are puplicly open right?
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Nausea's harpsichord that Dear Booze threw down the stairs.
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Leave this poor man and his spiral staircase alone. Can't you just let him be while he's having his Brazillian mustache wax?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:52 pm
Nausea's harpsichord that Dear Booze threw down the stairs.
Hey, I raise money for charity playing that harpsichord!

Save the children.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:14 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:52 pm
Nausea's harpsichord that Dear Booze threw down the stairs.
Hey, I raise money for charity playing that harpsichord!

Save the children.
That was the "Fund For Starving Children". And it promoted starving children.

Mom and dad wanted you to take up the concertina. But no, you had to be a rebel and strike out on your own with the harpsimachord.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:44 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:14 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:52 pm
Nausea's harpsichord that Dear Booze threw down the stairs.
Hey, I raise money for charity playing that harpsichord!

Save the children.
That was the "Fund For Starving Children". And it promoted starving children.
Hey speaking of starving children...weren't we still saving money for Old$mart$kank?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:57 pm
Hey speaking of starving children...weren't we still saving money for Old$mart$kank?
Old$mart$jank is not the sort of T-1000 you want to try reprogramming into a babysitter for starving adult children.

Just let him and his mimetic poly alloy pimp fedora with the peacock feather do what it wants.
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Oldstarvedjunk, you guys are funny
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Well, I'm at the top of the staircase to Heaven sitting in my loft busy at my desktop replying to this dumbass thread drunk as a skunk! So beat that and nothing you will say against me will hurt because I'm so fucked up. Have a fabulous evening.
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase

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Lush City wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:12 pm
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Sorry, I could watch this over and over again. Hey, she's wearing Oettinger's cowboy boots!
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