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Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
We tried to get Diva for the gig, but she was booked. For prostitution.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:55 amThrow him a birthday party and have a stripper pop out of the cake while singing "Happy Birthday Mr. President.
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
Have a circle jerk with oettinger and badfellow. Then laugh at tiny penises. I'm a simple man of simple pleasures.
Goat herding festival also comes to mind.
Goat herding festival also comes to mind.
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
You will want a thick cardboard sheet or any material, maybe better soft thick plastic,about 2' x 5' flexible enough to slide down the stairs feet or headfirst. It's your choice. I would recommend a helmet.
You can also opt for the banister.
You can also opt for the banister.
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
Is that Keira Drunkleigh?
What`s worse when drunk, a flight of stairs to climb or a flight of stairs to stumble down?
What`s worse when drunk, a flight of stairs to climb or a flight of stairs to stumble down?
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
Don't judges throw those pre nup contracts out of court? They don't work, right? They are a man's dream: no fault divorce.
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
It's true, I have been using your stylishly wrought spiral staircase as an antenna to communicate with alien beings from the Alpha Fubari system. Yes, the evil gray ones with the googly eyes. The downside is that the flux capacitor unit is dumping massive amounts of infrasonic sound into your house (real quality stuff too in the 6-18hz range) causing you to poop in your pants intermittently as well as form questionable, right wing political beliefs. Sorry 'bout that. Though it's good to see that it hasn't affected your drinking or your taste in music.
Also, in the interest of full disclosure, let it be known that Nurse Lupe and I have absconded to Belieze where we will grow bananas and raise our caramel colored children in paradise. Do not try to stop us. Our love cannot be denied. Should you try to interfere, Lupe has agreed that the compromising photos of you and Henry Kissinger making out at Camp David will be circulated to the highest bidder.
Also, in the interest of full disclosure, let it be known that Nurse Lupe and I have absconded to Belieze where we will grow bananas and raise our caramel colored children in paradise. Do not try to stop us. Our love cannot be denied. Should you try to interfere, Lupe has agreed that the compromising photos of you and Henry Kissinger making out at Camp David will be circulated to the highest bidder.
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
Wow that stuff might fetch you a solid FIVE dollar bill! Do you accept paypal, greencard, poststamps?
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
Leave a steaming liquid pile and excape nto the night.
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I'll sue all of you for virtual vandalism!
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
Lurk in the shadows behind one of Lush's 19 sofas and wait for a rollerblader to fall down the spiral staircase so I can quickly steal his walkman.
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
...and take the batteries out. Oh grand lord, when he shits himself: Nurse! Loop! Looop!!!! Anyone! I dangly pooped my pants, and my drink is also empty!!!!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:29 amLurk in the shadows behind one of Lush's 19 sofas and wait for a rollerblader to fall down the spiral staircase so I can quickly steal his walkman.
I don`t pay you for that tasteless magaritas Conchita!
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Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
I'll keep a lookout as I'm always lurking in the shadows behind one of Lush's sofa's, duvets, couches, lounge chairs, fainting chairs, maids, chefs, tiki bartender, body guards, bounty hunters, gardeners, shrubberies, palm trees, citrus trees, topiaries, Corinthian pillars, sculptures, and statues (not Confederate ones of course since they seem to be coming down rapidly) only to watch what happens on his spiral staircase.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:29 amLurk in the shadows behind one of Lush's 19 sofas and wait for a rollerblader to fall down the spiral staircase so I can quickly steal his walkman.
Okole maluna!