Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase

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Badfellow wrote:
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Sorry, I could watch this over and over again. Hey, she's wearing Oettinger's cowboy boots!
And that, my friends, was the last we saw of DivaBitch.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:00 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:52 am
Lush City wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:12 pm
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Sorry, I could watch this over and over again. Hey, she's wearing Oettinger's cowboy boots!
And that, my friends, was the last we saw of DivaBitch.
Oettinger has DivaBitches boots!
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Patchez wrote:
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:00 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:52 am
Sorry, I could watch this over and over again. Hey, she's wearing Oettinger's cowboy boots!
And that, my friends, was the last we saw of DivaBitch.
Oettinger has DivaBitches boots!


What? Oettinger is DivaBitch?
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I propose to build a track for a steep grade HO scale railroad line running up and down the hand rail of said spiral staircase. It would primarily be a freight line hauling liquor tanks, boxcars full of pills (Viagra, Xanex, GleeMonex, etc.) and flatbeds stacked with used condoms. The possibility of carrying passengers has also been considered in conjunction with the existing Acorn Stair Lift line.
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^ ^ ^ GLEEMONEX!!! HAAAA!!! Don't forget the Stummies.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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I propose to build a track for a steep grade HO scale railroad line running up and down the hand rail of said spiral staircase. It would primarily be a freight line hauling liquor tanks, boxcars full of pills (Viagra, Xanex, GleeMonex, etc.) and flatbeds stacked with used condoms. The possibility of carrying passengers has also been considered in conjunction with the existing Acorn Stair Lift line.
Wow! I did some LSD and never got this far. I will slide down it headfirst next time we Skype but I trashed my headset and need to buy another.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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All aboard the Crazy Train señor.


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Attend a concert featuring these guys:

https://youtu.be/HRNPppaIW6I
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...watch him when he speaks. He actually is the Most Interesting Man.

"I don't always DRINK, but when I do always drink, I chase it with another DRINK."

You know, I've seen him try to enlarge a picture in a magazine with the cell phone two-finger-swipe.

He once tried to rewind a song with the knob on his radio, in his Bentley.

Just saying

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He proposed to Jean Harlow on that spiral staircase AND punched Clark Gable in the nutsack at the same time.
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This is how people dadet back then.

If I was her, I`d buy another big pack of bubblegum
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I've heard it is considered for the Smithsonian.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:10 pm
Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, and Hot Carl all happening at the same time.
To know, those are names for real drink recipes.

http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mi ... nchez.html

Also, those names would fit either a really scuzzy law firm (redundant?) Or a really cool punk band.

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mistah willies wrote:
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Or a really cool punk band.
Bubblez had some great names for punk bands back in our high school days. He came up with-

Jonny Abortion and the Coathangers and the Rev. Jim Jones and the Punchbowl Kids.
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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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