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The last time Jimmy L. had to be moderate about something it was his pruno in jail.
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I spent some time in jail once. Fortunately, I've got me some bad ass kung foo/hillbillie/kick you in your balls type moves. Came in handy. If you are ever n jail, especailly in the South, act like a crazy motherfucker and they'll get the hint.

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Sammy wrote:
Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:21 pm
I spent some time in jail once. Fortunately, I've got me some bad ass kung foo/hillbillie/kick you in your balls type moves. Came in handy. If you are ever n jail, especailly in the South, act like a crazy motherfucker and they'll get the hint.
I like that tactic. Sounds like me on an every day base.
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I drink enough to keep myself comfortable and to keep those ET aliens from abducting me. You would be surprised to know how much booze this requires. Being soused is the best defense against an alien anal probe. Could be quite uncomfortable.
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Smatter Noguts wrote:
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I gave up competitive drinking a couple years back figuring I didn't have to prove anything to anybody.
Exactly. Drinking isn't some kind of game. I don't keep score. No matter how much I drink in a day I still win.
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DrunkAgain wrote:
Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:29 pm
Smatter Noguts wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:27 pm
I gave up competitive drinking a couple years back figuring I didn't have to prove anything to anybody.
Exactly. Drinking isn't some kind of game. I don't keep score. No matter how much I drink in a day I still win.
DA, nice quote. I just sent that out on the Twatter.
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I drink plenty, but depends on my working schedules. Lamentably, work pays for drink, so I am ultimately at the mercy of the employer. Just like everyone else.

Bottom line: I drink where I can and try to be a nice guy to all who I encounter.

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Shane-O-Matic wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:15 am
..., so I am ultimately at the mercy of the employer. Just like everyone else.
Not necessarily. I've been retired for 3 years and can drink as much as I want, wherever and whenever I want.

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A lot
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TheBigCasino wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:08 am
A lot
Does Zima count though?
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Sammy wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:12 pm
Shane-O-Matic wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:15 am
..., so I am ultimately at the mercy of the employer. Just like everyone else.
Not necessarily. I've been retired for 3 years and can drink as much as I want, wherever and whenever I want.
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My Dad retired when was 55, so my goal was always to retire at that same age and I did. My Dad is also a drunk and is still alive at 83 and still a drunk.

Fuck science. In some cases, genetics trumps science and medicine. Such is the case with my family.

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Sammy wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:09 pm
My Dad retired when was 55, so my goal was always to retire at that same age and I did. My Dad is also a drunk and is still alive at 83 and still a drunk.

Fuck science. In some cases, genetics trumps science and medicine. Such is the case with my family.
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