How much do you drinK?
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The last time Jimmy L. had to be moderate about something it was his pruno in jail.
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I spent some time in jail once. Fortunately, I've got me some bad ass kung foo/hillbillie/kick you in your balls type moves. Came in handy. If you are ever n jail, especailly in the South, act like a crazy motherfucker and they'll get the hint.
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I learnt hillbilly kung-fu from watching Roadhouse.
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I drink enough to keep myself comfortable and to keep those ET aliens from abducting me. You would be surprised to know how much booze this requires. Being soused is the best defense against an alien anal probe. Could be quite uncomfortable.
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Exactly. Drinking isn't some kind of game. I don't keep score. No matter how much I drink in a day I still win.Smatter Noguts wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:27 pmI gave up competitive drinking a couple years back figuring I didn't have to prove anything to anybody.
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DA, nice quote. I just sent that out on the Twatter.DrunkAgain wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:29 pmExactly. Drinking isn't some kind of game. I don't keep score. No matter how much I drink in a day I still win.Smatter Noguts wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:27 pmI gave up competitive drinking a couple years back figuring I didn't have to prove anything to anybody.
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I drink plenty, but depends on my working schedules. Lamentably, work pays for drink, so I am ultimately at the mercy of the employer. Just like everyone else.
Bottom line: I drink where I can and try to be a nice guy to all who I encounter.
Bottom line: I drink where I can and try to be a nice guy to all who I encounter.
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Not necessarily. I've been retired for 3 years and can drink as much as I want, wherever and whenever I want.Shane-O-Matic wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:15 am..., so I am ultimately at the mercy of the employer. Just like everyone else.
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Does Zima count though?
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Welcome to Senior World. Your bar is well stocked and there is no boss to answer to in the morning. Cheers!Sammy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:12 pmNot necessarily. I've been retired for 3 years and can drink as much as I want, wherever and whenever I want.Shane-O-Matic wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:15 am..., so I am ultimately at the mercy of the employer. Just like everyone else.
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My Dad retired when was 55, so my goal was always to retire at that same age and I did. My Dad is also a drunk and is still alive at 83 and still a drunk.
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Rock on dood!
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