How much do you drinK?

[Jimmy Lester {RIP}]

im sorry that im hear. I should be at wurk twrulin on a poll and given lap danses to teh old dudes. Me an my bff both wurk their. But i usilly don lik dick. But il mak a exepshion for yuo sammy. Com by the club.

That's mighty nice of you Art.

Diva Detective steps on and dances on dicks for a living.

[Lush City]

I'm beyond nautical limits at this time. All I know is my gout infested ankles are swelling!

[Artful Drunktective]

im sorry that im hear. I should be at wurk twrulin on a poll and given lap danses to teh old dudes. Me an my bff both wurk their. But i usilly don lik dick. But il mak a exepshion for yuo sammy. Com by the club.

That's mighty nice of you Art.

Diva Detective steps on and dances on dicks for a living.

Yeah it's how I work undercover. Jimmy is one of my best tipping customers.

[Badfellow]

Don't mind Dear Booze, Sammy. He has been suffering from Jimmy Lester Syndrome lately. He also forgot where he buried the hookers in the desert.

Take a right at Area 51, keep going until you hit Jimmy Hoffa Blvd. If you pass the hole where they burn all the old dollar bills, you've gone too far.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I drink enough to get me there. Whogivesashitwhogivesafuck

[waahoohah]

Enough.

Sometimes more.

Never less.

[Lush City]

The health professionals say too much. I live with the stigma of an excessive drinker better know as a 'heavy drinker'. That's the difference between a friend and an enemy.

[Patchez]

That's the difference between a friend and an enemy.

Knowing the difference between a friend and an enemy is very important.

Not as important as knowing the difference between a friend and an enema, but still pretty important.

[ThirstyDrunk]

anemone

[mistah willies]

manama

[RIPT2.0]

I hate that fucking song, if you can call it that!

[mistah willies]

banana

Fixed that for you.

[RIPT2.0]

Now THAT'S more like it!

[oettinger]

im sorry that im hear. I should be at wurk twrulin on a poll and given lap danses to teh old dudes. Me an my bff both wurk their. But i usilly don lik dick. But il mak a exepshion for yuo sammy. Com by the club.

That's mighty nice of you Art.

Diva Detective steps on and dances on dicks for a living.

Jimmy Lester binge-drinks to forget, it`s a hard thing to do considering you wake up the same person every monday.
I`ve hated my fair share of asshole people in bumlife so far. But this stinking buttcrack of a person takes the icing of a cows sperm jelly cake.
If AIDS was a person it was him. if Santa had Cholera, Jimmy would be the only person greated with handshakes. There are 250 different cases of cancer God thought, I need to invent a very disgustingly brutal one for this asshole.
Jimmy Lester once got so drunk, he mistook his mother for his sister.
On Christmas Jimmy Lester feels sad and alone. But only until 10 a.m. Then he`s drunk.
Jimmy Lester never throws up, he collects the best parts for his offspring

[Lush City]

Yeah, moderators? In the house? Please let's all get along.