Too late, if I was you I would hire a test-eater and let my mail get checked by professionals every day.
Also be super careful with the milkboy, he might know something now
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Too late, if I was you I would hire a test-eater and let my mail get checked by professionals every day.
I'm looking more for a flamethrower rental and ET aliens as targets. What a rush!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:33 amFor those who want to shoot machine guns, Badfellow is looking into ranges. I'm holding out for a place that will let me try out a tank. Or, at the very least, a vietnam era bazooka.
I am hoping to drag everyone to these two bars:
Double Down Saloon (visiting in the early afternoon is a must!)
http://doubledownsaloon.com/
Frankie's Tiki Room
http://www.frankiestikiroom.com/
Holy fucking crap! Jimmy Kimmel is looking for some good writers and soon. That show has no opening monologue because the star is a total douche bag.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:59 pmComplete Agenda
Thursday
8:00 A.M. - 5:00 P.M.
Registration Open
5:00 P.M. - 5:15 P.M.
Opening Night Cocktail Reception
5:15 P.M. 5:30 P.M.
Pissing Contest
5:30 P.M. - 8:30 P.M.
Opening Night Dinner
8:30 P.M. - 11:00 P.M.
Bowling for Pussy
11:00 P.M. - ?
Cross Country Ballroom Dancing
Friday
8:00 A.M. - 12:00 NOON
Registration Open
12:00 Noon - 1:30 P.M.
Keynote Luncheon featuring award winning author, actor, and Dancing with the Stars participant, Valerie Bertinelli
1:30 P.M. 1:45 P.M.
Cocktail Break
1:45 P.M. - 5:30 P.M.
Afternoon Breakout Sessions
- Strategies to Avoid Diarrhea
- Nude Etching Class with model Old Smart Skunk
- Feces Sculpting
5:30 P.M. - 5:35 P.M.
- Erotic Pottery and Fucking
Shit and Piss Break
5:30 P.M. - 8:30 P.M.
LARP (Live Action Role Playing) Tournament (Foam penis-shaped swords provided)
8:30 P.M. - ?
Group ActivitySaturday
- Name that Fascist, led by award winning author Beverly Cleary
8:00 A.M. - 12:00 NOON
Registration Open
12:00 Noon - 1:30 P.M.
Sponsored Lunch with speaker, activist and author of "Keys To Successful Eye Contact", Chen Guangcheng, Jr.
1:30 P.M. 1:45 P.M.
Cocktail Break
1:45 P.M. - 5:30 P.M.
Afternoon Breakout Sessions
- Responsible Drinking for Two during your First Trimester
- Hit the Gym with Carrot Top
- Sharp Shooting Class at Mandalay Bay
5:30 P.M. - 5:35 P.M.
- Joining the #MeToo Movement to get laid and get ahead
Shit and Piss Break
5:30 P.M. - 8:30 P.M.
Siegfried and Roy Reunion Show featuring man-eating white tiger, Montecore
8:30 P.M. - ?
Special Group Dinner Show featuring The Blue Man Group, Totally Nude
Sunday
8:00 A.M. - 12:00 NOON
Non Denominational Church Service at Our Lady of Professional Dancers (two drink minimum)
12:00 Noon - 1:30 P.M.
Tour of LVC Morgue, Box Lunch included
1:30 P.M. 1:45 P.M.
Cocktail Break
1:45 P.M. - 5:30 P.M.
Closing Session featuring Friends of Bill W.
Whutchu talkin' about Willis?!oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:57 pmSunday contuniut
12:41 Gambling for freedom at the $ueer hotel
12:45 Cop out at the dog out
13:00 Tiger Woods - And why I became Badfewllo
13:06 LPG they ain`t even good looking
13:30 Wanking with my handycap
13:57 Your doctor tells you about youre severe retard syndrom
14:05 you interrupt mom, dad and sister in sun
Good questionArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:51 amWhutchu talkin' about Willis?!oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:57 pmSunday contuniut
12:41 Gambling for freedom at the $ueer hotel
12:45 Cop out at the dog out
13:00 Tiger Woods - And why I became Badfewllo
13:06 LPG they ain`t even good looking
13:30 Wanking with my handycap
13:57 Your doctor tells you about youre severe retard syndrom
14:05 you interrupt mom, dad and sister in sun
no worries at all. i haven't spent a dime.
That's close to Flamingo. 7 min drive (1.2 mi). Plus, you have a free shuttle to haul your lazy ass anywhere in town.