2018 Vegas Trip

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2918 drunk meetup

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Denver
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:06 pm
YOU-IS-DICK

Valid point though. You wanna delete that I edited the photo.
Too late, if I was you I would hire a test-eater and let my mail get checked by professionals every day.

Also be super careful with the milkboy, he might know something now
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:33 am
For those who want to shoot machine guns, Badfellow is looking into ranges. I'm holding out for a place that will let me try out a tank. Or, at the very least, a vietnam era bazooka.

I am hoping to drag everyone to these two bars:

Double Down Saloon (visiting in the early afternoon is a must!)

http://doubledownsaloon.com/

Frankie's Tiki Room

http://www.frankiestikiroom.com/
I'm looking more for a flamethrower rental and ET aliens as targets. What a rush!
Frankie's Tiki Room will be the place to debrief after the ET alien battle is complete and get completely fucked up if we weren't so before this whole outing was even conceived. This is better than Paradise!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Complete Agenda

Thursday

8:00 A.M. - 5:00 P.M.
Registration Open

5:00 P.M. - 5:15 P.M.
Opening Night Cocktail Reception

5:15 P.M. 5:30 P.M.
Pissing Contest

5:30 P.M. - 8:30 P.M.
Opening Night Dinner

8:30 P.M. - 11:00 P.M.
Bowling for Pussy

11:00 P.M. - ?
Cross Country Ballroom Dancing

Friday

8:00 A.M. - 12:00 NOON
Registration Open

12:00 Noon - 1:30 P.M.
Keynote Luncheon featuring award winning author, actor, and Dancing with the Stars participant, Valerie Bertinelli

1:30 P.M. 1:45 P.M.
Cocktail Break

1:45 P.M. - 5:30 P.M.
Afternoon Breakout Sessions
  • Strategies to Avoid Diarrhea
  • Nude Etching Class with model Old Smart Skunk
  • Feces Sculpting
  • Erotic Pottery and Fucking
5:30 P.M. - 5:35 P.M.
Shit and Piss Break

5:30 P.M. - 8:30 P.M.
LARP (Live Action Role Playing) Tournament (Foam penis-shaped swords provided)

8:30 P.M. - ?
Group Activity
  • Name that Fascist, led by award winning author Beverly Cleary
Saturday

8:00 A.M. - 12:00 NOON
Registration Open

12:00 Noon - 1:30 P.M.
Sponsored Lunch with speaker, activist and author of "Keys To Successful Eye Contact", Chen Guangcheng, Jr.

1:30 P.M. 1:45 P.M.
Cocktail Break

1:45 P.M. - 5:30 P.M.
Afternoon Breakout Sessions
  • Responsible Drinking for Two during your First Trimester
  • Hit the Gym with Carrot Top
  • Sharp Shooting Class at Mandalay Bay
  • Joining the #MeToo Movement to get laid and get ahead
5:30 P.M. - 5:35 P.M.
Shit and Piss Break

5:30 P.M. - 8:30 P.M.
Siegfried and Roy Reunion Show featuring man-eating white tiger, Montecore

8:30 P.M. - ?
Special Group Dinner Show featuring The Blue Man Group, Totally Nude

Sunday

8:00 A.M. - 12:00 NOON
Non Denominational Church Service at Our Lady of Professional Dancers (two drink minimum)

12:00 Noon - 1:30 P.M.
Tour of LVC Morgue, Box Lunch included

1:30 P.M. 1:45 P.M.
Cocktail Break

1:45 P.M. - 5:30 P.M.
Closing Session featuring Friends of Bill W.
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Sunday contuniut


12:41 Gambling for freedom at the $ueer hotel

12:45 Cop out at the dog out

13:00 Tiger Woods - And why I became Badfewllo

13:06 LPG they ain`t even good looking

13:30 Wanking with my handycap

13:57 Your doctor tells you about youre severe retard syndrom

14:05 you interrupt mom, dad and sister in sun
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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15:00 David cockafield made your virginty blow up in dust
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:59 pm
Complete Agenda

Thursday

8:00 A.M. - 5:00 P.M.
Registration Open

5:00 P.M. - 5:15 P.M.
Opening Night Cocktail Reception

5:15 P.M. 5:30 P.M.
Pissing Contest

5:30 P.M. - 8:30 P.M.
Opening Night Dinner

8:30 P.M. - 11:00 P.M.
Bowling for Pussy

11:00 P.M. - ?
Cross Country Ballroom Dancing

Friday

8:00 A.M. - 12:00 NOON
Registration Open

12:00 Noon - 1:30 P.M.
Keynote Luncheon featuring award winning author, actor, and Dancing with the Stars participant, Valerie Bertinelli

1:30 P.M. 1:45 P.M.
Cocktail Break

1:45 P.M. - 5:30 P.M.
Afternoon Breakout Sessions
  • Strategies to Avoid Diarrhea
  • Nude Etching Class with model Old Smart Skunk
  • Feces Sculpting
  • Erotic Pottery and Fucking
5:30 P.M. - 5:35 P.M.
Shit and Piss Break

5:30 P.M. - 8:30 P.M.
LARP (Live Action Role Playing) Tournament (Foam penis-shaped swords provided)

8:30 P.M. - ?
Group Activity
  • Name that Fascist, led by award winning author Beverly Cleary
Saturday

8:00 A.M. - 12:00 NOON
Registration Open

12:00 Noon - 1:30 P.M.
Sponsored Lunch with speaker, activist and author of "Keys To Successful Eye Contact", Chen Guangcheng, Jr.

1:30 P.M. 1:45 P.M.
Cocktail Break

1:45 P.M. - 5:30 P.M.
Afternoon Breakout Sessions
  • Responsible Drinking for Two during your First Trimester
  • Hit the Gym with Carrot Top
  • Sharp Shooting Class at Mandalay Bay
  • Joining the #MeToo Movement to get laid and get ahead
5:30 P.M. - 5:35 P.M.
Shit and Piss Break

5:30 P.M. - 8:30 P.M.
Siegfried and Roy Reunion Show featuring man-eating white tiger, Montecore

8:30 P.M. - ?
Special Group Dinner Show featuring The Blue Man Group, Totally Nude

Sunday

8:00 A.M. - 12:00 NOON
Non Denominational Church Service at Our Lady of Professional Dancers (two drink minimum)

12:00 Noon - 1:30 P.M.
Tour of LVC Morgue, Box Lunch included

1:30 P.M. 1:45 P.M.
Cocktail Break

1:45 P.M. - 5:30 P.M.
Closing Session featuring Friends of Bill W.
Holy fucking crap! Jimmy Kimmel is looking for some good writers and soon. That show has no opening monologue because the star is a total douche bag.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Other optional activities include:

A drunken Round Table symposium regarding inappropriate pizza toppings. Special keynote guest speaker Anthony Robbins. A blue grass cellist and Onion Awesome Blossom's will provide appetizers and entertainment.

Old Smart Skunk is conducting a "Full contact sexual origami class". Don't miss it! He will teach you how to configure paper into sexual organ shapes.

Free tour of the Celine Dion Museum. Alcohol-free Mimosa’s will be served for an additional $7.63 per drink. (Not including tips. Proceeds will go to the Celine Dion Human Fund in lieu of Festivus- the charity for money for people.)

Complimentary free rectum exam health screening by David "Coppafeel" Copperfield (coupon for free exam only valid if you visit his magic show in the ballroom). And you can watch Oettinger's virginity blow up in dust for an additional fee.
All services are verifiable affordable, discreet, and also accepts all countries currency and major insurance providers.

“Return to Glory Tennis Talk” with Andre Agassi. Topic of the day is “How to not get arrested for the transportation of methamphetamines”.

Nachos in Dear Booze’s hotel room with Velveeta and a hair dryer available every night but by appointment only.
Okole maluna!

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Re: 2018 summer trip

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:57 pm
Sunday contuniut


12:41 Gambling for freedom at the $ueer hotel

12:45 Cop out at the dog out

13:00 Tiger Woods - And why I became Badfewllo

13:06 LPG they ain`t even good looking

13:30 Wanking with my handycap

13:57 Your doctor tells you about youre severe retard syndrom

14:05 you interrupt mom, dad and sister in sun
Whutchu talkin' about Willis?!
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:51 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:57 pm
Sunday contuniut


12:41 Gambling for freedom at the $ueer hotel

12:45 Cop out at the dog out

13:00 Tiger Woods - And why I became Badfewllo

13:06 LPG they ain`t even good looking

13:30 Wanking with my handycap

13:57 Your doctor tells you about youre severe retard syndrom

14:05 you interrupt mom, dad and sister in sun
Whutchu talkin' about Willis?!
Good question
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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First Weekend in August, 2018:
Three Perfect Days in Las Vegas


It exists as much in the imagination as in the middle of the desert. It's a town with no time, no night, no day no past, and no future. The city's non-stop sensory overload scrambles your frequencies, priming you for the gluttony and vice that draws you there in the first place.

So join your fellow Modern Drinkers as we mix it up with the hustlers and the hopers, all navigating the same labyrinth of drink more and sleep less. Throw some money on the table; you feel lucky. And if you aren't, the non-stop yells and yelps of losing and winning sound the same. After all, if it was peace and prudence you were after you'd go to Santa Fe.

Book your transportation and lodging now. If you wait, you lose. And you aren't a loser, are you?
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Arrive Early to Inflict a Little Damage to Las Vegas and Yourself

I will come to Vegas on Thursday night, and you are all invited to join me. The plan includes the following activities before the sun breaks the plane of the craggly mountains which shield the valley from outsiders.

Dig This is an oversized sandbox where built-up aggression caused by the frustration of travel will be released by smashing a car with a 15-ton Caterpillar excavator.

Sigfried and Roy's Secret Garden and Dolphin Habitat at The Mirage allows us to get up close and personal with those water mammals we've been dreaming about.

Slotzilla is a 12-story slot machine that may or may not make us all very wealthy.

Heart Attack Grill, where waitresses dressed in nurse's uniforms serve up food that may or not kill you.

Little White Chapel of Love is always open, so why not get married? Coming home with a spouse is a better souvenir than a tattoo, isn't it?

So what are you afraid of? Arrive early. Chances are, I will get distracted by a rum and coke and forget all other plans. But either way, where else does this opportunity present itself in such a beautifully wrapped package?
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Ok since there were very few confirms for the Flamingo and we had a limited time on this timeshare shit we signed up for we bokked the 2nd through the 7th at a Wyndham.

Sorry DB. if we owe you anything let us know.
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:23 pm
Ok since there were very few confirms for the Flamingo and we had a limited time on this timeshare shit we signed up for we bokked the 2nd through the 7th at a Wyndham.

Sorry DB. if we owe you anything let us know.
no worries at all. i haven't spent a dime.

Which Wyndham did you select?
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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Wyndham Grand Desert , Presidential Suite.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: 2018 summer trip

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Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:00 pm
Wyndham Grand Desert , Presidential Suite.
That's close to Flamingo. 7 min drive (1.2 mi). Plus, you have a free shuttle to haul your lazy ass anywhere in town.

It's even closer to Double Down Saloon!

This will be cool.
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