2018 Vegas Trip

[Casual Binger]

Cheers. I don't have a Facebook or twitter. My wife has facebook, but I doubt she would approve. Maybe I should email it to the Prime Minister. He's very rich. Also, I heard the Koch brothers are philanthropists. Maybe they'll give me some money. Can't hurt to try.

[Casual Binger]

OK, I've sent the following message to the PM. Let's hope it goes viral.

"Hi Malcolm

Nice work running the country. Sorry to hear about all the issues you're having with half the Parliament seemingly not being eligible to sit in it due to dual citizenship. Maybe you should change the Constitution? You could probably reform the Senate while you're about it; as that seems a bit of a shambles. It should probably be proportional.

The reason I'm contacting you today is to ask for you help with my tree-planting project. I'm trying to raise funds to travel to the US to tell some people over there how important it is to plant trees to fight climate change.

Here are the details:

https://www.gofundme.com/trillion-trees-project

If you can't donate yourself, maybe you could send it out to your twitter followers? Or, if you could pass it on to Rubert Murdoch and James Packer, that would be a big help.

Cheers

Tim"

[Casual Binger]

I've also contacted Koch Industries:

"Dear Charles

I'm trying to raise funds to travel to the US to tell some people how important it is to plant trees; in case this global warming thing turns out to be true.

Here are the details:

https://www.gofundme.com/trillion-trees-project

If you're not able to contribute yourself, perhaps you know some other billionaires who might be willing to help?

Thanks

Tim"

[Casual Binger]

Damn. I just noticed I spelled Rupert Murdoch's name with a b instead of a p. Now he might not take me seriously.

[Dear Booze]

Damn. I just noticed I spelled Rupert Murdoch's name with a b instead of a p. Now he might not take me seriously.

Rupert Poobert, who cares? This is great. Keep at it.

[Lush City]

I'm in training staying up late and drinking vast quantities. I'm headed for Midnight and I'm still bright eyed and bushy tailed but that could change in a millisecond. Thank God for AM PM minimarts and hotdogs all nite long!

[Casual Binger]

It looks like you have to use hard copy for the Queen and the Pope. Mark Zuckerberg has an email though. I just copy/pasted my email to Charlie Koch and changed the greeting. I hope they don't mention it to each other at The Met or something.

[Casual Binger]

Bounceback! Turns out Zuckerberg's email isn't [email protected]

[Dear Booze]

Hey motherfuckers, this poor Austraian guy wants to drink with us. supprt him goddammit. if i give him $20, will you? He can pick up the last $1500.... right? Let's get this fucker to vegas...

If he wins at craps, he's got to give his winnings ti us.

I will monitor his shit.

[Patchez]

I popped in for my 20 bucks. Good luck!

[oettinger]

Try the Bill and Melinda are gay foundation. On your knees, they`ll cum along with a dime, moneyshot

[Lush City]

Hey, I got a real world problem. I don't own a mobile phone. I will book into the Flamingo and all I ask is a connection with someone there who is networked and will facilitate in this meet up. This should be a no brainer. The last thing any of us needs are problems meeting up after we have come such long distances. Time is precious.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Oett doesn't either. I can help out with this. It appears I will be everybody's ride if need.

[Casual Binger]

That's awesome! Thanks Patchez! Hopefully this will start a snowball. I'll write to some Hollywood do-gooders later tonight.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Yes Oett asked if Paypal is accepted. I would be happy to contribute! In exchange, you have to go with me to a male revue in Vegas. :D