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Things Badfellow should choke on

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My dick
His dick
Another huge duck
His own vomit
another mans vomit
A bag of sand
liquid rubber
sperm by the gallons
dead brain
bad music
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Spice girls unshaved vaginas;
Brteeding horse weener.

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Malibu Stacy's coconut rum bottles.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Have your petty amusements, neanderthals. I will think of you sorely while I'm at the bar choking on free drinks.
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:20 pm
My dick...
Your meager package would barely make a bedtime snack for a Bosnian circus midget.



No, grasshopper, if I had to choose something to choke upon as my last respite, it would definitely not be your dick. It would be my special recipe quaalude stuffed fried chicken with barrel proof rye gravy and a side of whisker biscuits.
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A Dickel soaked Taco Bell napkin.
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Yoko Ono

Donald J. Drunk - the drunkard (wait- is he the same as Yoko Ono?)

complex molecules

Austin spazz people

Funyuns- any flavor

boneshaker bikes

tall bikes

Zima bottles

Skeezy Portuguezzes

His Bedazzler

Milli and Vanilli's dicks

Deer Ticks

Wholesome, organic, and gluten free crack
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Oh no, really drunk Oett? Hmm okay, now I have to continue

His bong, that`s atleast plausible
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Badfellow should choke on his own hubris and his access to hot porn models whom he mercilessly fucks to his hearts content unaware that due to his unprotected sex he is contracting HepC that will destroy his liver. Sorry for the morbid tidings but I didn't start this thread.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:07 pm
Badfellow should choke on his own hubris and his access to hot porn models whom he mercilessly fucks to his hearts content unaware that due to his unprotected sex he is contracting HepC that will destroy his liver. Sorry for the morbid tidings but I didn't start this thread.
You must have me confused with your neighbor Charlie Sheen.

But, in all fairness, I believe your illegal immigrant nurse may have given me the Tijuana herpes and a bad case of enchilada poisoning.
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Honestly, this thread is some really great comedy material. I'm just disappointed we aren't attracting a bigger crowd. But maybe that's a topic for another thread.

But I did tell you to keep your hands off my wet nurse. You got what you deserved. You should have waited till she cleaned up.
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Badfellow needs new suggestions on what to choke on....

But in the meantime he invites you all to his newly renovated "Water World Casino and Whorehouse"!!!

The special tonight served by the lovely Malibu Stacy and Shitfinger Shelly Lester is wholesome and gluten free crack that he harvested straight from his organic crack orchard, served with Hidden Valley Ranch dressing because as he always says "Life is fucking awesome on the Hidden Valley Ranch!".

Dear Booze will be performing his own rendition of "Afternoon Delight" *boom* before he goes out to bury his next dead hooker and shop for Persian rugs. Gotta come early!

Oett will perform his Borat stand up comedy routine while wearing "pickled underwear" talking about schools for retards and Turkish people. The only reason he is present is because he purchased the "Refugee Package" and was able to come to America for the grand reopening.

The finale -according to Patchez- is starring our fellow drunkard Donald J. Drunk who will be starring in "Auschwitz the Musical".

Please join us!!
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Badfellow should choke on his own rhetoric. Such a just desert I've never seen!
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:26 am
Badfellow should choke on his own rhetoric.
I also hope he suffers a painful death on that disuging syntax
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I can choke on whatever you bastards throw at me. And all your liquor.
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