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Lush City wrote:
Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:37 pm
Yeah, well there is one thing for sure, I'm drunker than Badfellow and none of his excuses will spare him from the great equalizer coming his way. He lives on borrowed time. Make your posts while you can. You will self destruct like a transgender confused about their sex, whatever you are today. LOL!
A) Drunker than who again?

B)There is only one great Equalizer and he was played by Edward Woodward.

C) Actually, it's not borrowed time. It's time well purchased from Satan. Thank you, Satan.

D) Now why do you have to go dragging good, old fashioned transgender folk into the issue when you know that I am a highly virile, heterosexual male? Does this have something to do with me tagging your wet nurse Lupe last year?
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LMAO! i'm going to sue you over the hernia you are giving me! You are killing me man!
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Sun Country Airlines
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:28 pm
Sun Country Airlines
Ouch.

Next time, book your flight with Aeroflot. Or maybe Air Namibia.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:41 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:28 pm
Sun Country Airlines
Ouch.

Next time, book your flight with Aeroflot. Or maybe Air Namibia.
Yes. I remember them.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:01 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:41 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:28 pm
Sun Country Airlines
Ouch.

Next time, book your flight with Aeroflot. Or maybe Air Namibia.
Yes. I remember them.

https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44

Here's to the memory of Ho Lee Fuk.
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He has a pizza bedspread. Only his doesn't have pillows on it.

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Pizza? Bed time? Dreams do come true.

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scream ale wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:14 pm
Pizza? Bed time? Dreams do come true.
Just add a pony keg to the night stand and bingo!




Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 8:19 pm
He has a pizza bedspread. Only his doesn't have pillows on it.

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Look here, lady. I don't know what's up your duffer about this whole pillow thing. I let you and your sleazy German boyfriend sleep in my spectacular queen sized bed with memory foam mattress, and you still feel the need to bust my ballsack because I didn't have any extra frickin' pillows?

I would go smother myself in shame with a pillow, but according to you I don't have one. Hey, at least you the pepperoni part on the bedspread right. That cheese looks really good too.
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^ ^ ^ Hey! How are you for certain I'm not the sleazy one?!
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^^^ Well, him being sleazy kinda makes you sleazy by default. It's like contracting some sort of virulent, foreign strain of sleaziness for which there is no known cure. You're lucky he isn't Portuguese.
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his ill advised bong hits
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Mr. Viking's wind-exposed package.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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^ ^ ^ HAA! Count me in to witness that one!
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Mr. Viking wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:21 pm
his ill advised bong hits
My bong hits are exquisitely advised and ideally accompanied by liquor.


Nausea wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:01 am
Mr. Viking's wind-exposed package.
Yes, folks. These are the words of a self confessed jenkem junkie who would sell his own mother for a whiff of the stinky stuff. The depravity of the jenkem fiend knows no bounds.

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Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:22 am
^ ^ ^ HAA! Count me in to witness that one!
Say there, twinkletits. You'd better pack a lunch because you're gonna be waiting a long, long time. And I am all out of bubblegum.
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