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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on

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Well, I've already mentioned he should choke on his excessive pride, a pair of his unwashed sweatsocks or an old snowshoe. Don't know what can possibly stop this menace.
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He should choke on the toad he was licking to get high.
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:05 pm
Hennessy Williams wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:18 pm
Badfellow should choke on two oiled up fuck boys holding hands...
This is a good one. Are the fuck boys Thai lady boys?
Sure, why not?

As long as they go down sideways, with their arms, hands and fingernails out..

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just talked to him. all is well
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^^^ Weird, everytime I talk to him he seems to be choking on some crazy pot/tequila bong mix
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It's my bong hit and I'll cough if I want to
Cough if I want to, cough if I want to,
Cough if I want to,
You would cough too
If it inhaled you
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Unknown shit about Badfellow

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His entire house is decorated in matching curtains and pillows like this: Image
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Unknown shit about Badfellow

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Shit Badfellow knows (that most of us don't) because he's a smarty ass:

1. The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella.
2. The way it smells after the rain is called petrichor.
3. The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoelaces is called an aglet.
4. The rumbling of stomach is actually called a wamble.
5. The cry of a new born baby is called a vagitus.
6. The prongs on a fork are called tines.
7. The sheen or light that you see when you close your eyes and press your hands on them is called phosphenes.
8. The tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box is called a box tent.
9. The day after tomorrow is called overmorrow.
10. Your tiny toe or finger is called minimus.
11. The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called an agraffe.
12. The 'na na na' and 'la la la', which don't really have any meaning in the lyrics of any song, are called vocables.
13. When you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark (like this ?!), it is referred to as an interrobang.
14. The space between your nostrils is called columella nasi.
15. The armhole in clothes, where the sleeves are sewn, is called armscye.
16. The condition of finding it difficult to get out of the bed in the morning is called dysania.
17. Illegible hand-writing is called griffonage.
18. The dot over an “i” or a “j” is called tittle.
19. That utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence.
20. The metallic device used to measure your feet at the shoe store is called Bannock device.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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