Things Badfellow should choke on
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
Whatever in THE FUCK he wantsta choke on, bitches.
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
Choked on 5 Long Islanders, but by the fuck of grace, headed back barward to get me fill of Austin Nichols and that green eyed bingo lass!
Or, maybe I'll just piss on the sidewalk again.
Next drink is on me.
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
I'd go to this place.Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:50 pmQuaalude marinated pepperoni is a staple of my pantry. And have you ever tried jazzing up your whole milk mozzarella with a little Xanex? Mmmmmmmm. Simply delicious.
That would be a great pizza joint where all the pizzas are laced with drugs and the martinis are served by the pitcher. "Welcome to Fucked Up Pizza. Our special this evening is a 12 inch pie featuring opium rubbed prosciutto, 100 proof garlic and magic olives with our hash marinara sauce."
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I had 5 LI Iced Teas in one night once, ONCE. Worst hangover I ever had - 2 days of yakking and headache - NObody gets hungover like I do. Well, did. I never get hungover anymore. Anybody who can get outta bed, utter the words, "I'm soooo hungover!" and then go seek something to eat, are NOT, I repeat, NOT hungover. If you're not yakking and begging the little man with the jackhammer in your head to please go away, you're not hungover.
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
My luscious man boob. Left one.
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
I can give you the number for Kenny Rogers' plastic surgeon. He'll fix those big, hairy moobs of yours right up.
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I think Dolly Parton's plastic surgeon can do the same as she hashad extensive work on her moobs.
Islands in the Stream, baby! A plastic surgeons dream!
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
Yeah, well the real question is: can you deliver? This is not some internet scam is it?Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:50 pmQuaalude marinated pepperoni is a staple of my pantry. And have you ever tried jazzing up your whole milk mozzarella with a little Xanex? Mmmmmmmm. Simply delicious.
That would be a great pizza joint where all the pizzas are laced with drugs and the martinis are served by the pitcher. "Welcome to Fucked Up Pizza. Our special this evening is a 12 inch pie featuring opium rubbed prosciutto, 100 proof garlic and magic olives with our hash marinara sauce."
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
The Hole delivers nowLush City wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:54 pmYeah, well the real question is: can you deliver? This is not some internet scam is it?Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:50 pmQuaalude marinated pepperoni is a staple of my pantry. And have you ever tried jazzing up your whole milk mozzarella with a little Xanex? Mmmmmmmm. Simply delicious.
That would be a great pizza joint where all the pizzas are laced with drugs and the martinis are served by the pitcher. "Welcome to Fucked Up Pizza. Our special this evening is a 12 inch pie featuring opium rubbed prosciutto, 100 proof garlic and magic olives with our hash marinara sauce."
Drink!
Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Oettinger Gene's Jeans aka Daisy Dukes as well as the Velcro undies underneath that need watering for removal. The fresh pair is laying there waiting for the work week tomorrow as you know.
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"Went down to breakfast and the blues sat down next to me
I ordered a cup of coffee
And the blues poured misery..."
https://youtu.be/FgYfblzP51c
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Re: Things Badfellow should choke on
That's pretty smooth, man.Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:55 pm
"Went down to breakfast and the blues sat down next to me
I ordered a cup of coffee
And the blues poured misery..."
https://youtu.be/FgYfblzP51c
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