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Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:04 am
Patchez wrote: ↑ Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:56 pm
I still want to see Zima choked on.
It came to mind that I might cheat and let the Zima go flat so I can get the whole 6 pack in one fell swoop. But that wouldn't be very sporting. Would it?
There will be video evidence. No way am I gonna give you the satisfaction of taking my beating on skype.
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Patchez
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by Patchez » Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:03 am
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:04 am
Patchez wrote: ↑ Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:56 pm
I still want to see Zima choked on.
It came to mind that I might cheat and let the Zima go flat so I can get the whole 6 pack in one fell swoop. But that wouldn't be very sporting. Would it?
There will be video evidence. No way am I gonna give you the satisfaction of taking my beating on skype.
Damn. I was hoping for a live embarrassment. Video will do however.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:33 pm
Lady, you are a sick and twisted pervert. Somebody oett to create a deprecation thread for you. Might just happen yet.
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Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:34 pm
How about rye whiskey and blueberry pancakes. Can I choke on some of that?
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Artful Drunktective
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by Artful Drunktective » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:34 pm
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:34 pm
How about rye whiskey and blueberry pancakes. Can I choke on some of that?
Of course you can but you wouldn't choke on that is the thing. You would instead be enjoying it like you do sipping your Earl Grey tea or General Foods International Delight coffee and eatin' scones cuddled under the afghan that you knitted. Probably petting a cat.
Okole maluna!
Artful Drunktective
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by Artful Drunktective » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:36 pm
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:33 pm
Lady, you are a sick and twisted pervert. Somebody oett to create a deprecation thread for you. Might just happen yet.
Um, yes I am and no you won't! You already said I wear Oett's tighty whitey's on my head in plenty of other threads, thank you very much!
Don't make me Crescent kick you through one of your "random" hay bales 'cause you know I will.
Okole maluna!
Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:27 am
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:36 pm
Um, yes I am and no you won't! You already said I wear Oett's tighty whitey's on my head in plenty of other threads, thank you very much!
Actually, I believe that was said in this thread, you're welcome very much. Yup, you definitely deserve your own most triumphant thread. Most definitely triumphant.
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Lush City
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by Lush City » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:09 pm
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:33 pm
Lady, you are a sick and twisted pervert. Somebody oett to create a deprecation thread for you. Might just happen yet.
I thought it was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen since 'Petticoat Junction' episodes debuted on network TV.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:00 am
Loved Pettycoat Junction, specially when they tied in with Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:14 am
Posting here but not down with Badfellow choking on shit. You fucks think you're funny but let a drunk choke of his own volition
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
oettinger
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by oettinger » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:47 am
ThurstonDrunk wrote: ↑ Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:14 am
Posting here with Badfellow choking shit. You fucks 're funny but let a drunk choke his own volition
You`re welcome
Drink!
Nausea
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by Nausea » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:06 am
Kim Jong-un's lobster shart.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:47 am
Nausea wrote: ↑ Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:06 am
Kim Jong-un's lobster shart.
That is nasty. You've been spending too much time with Oettinger.
Good God, man! That dog isn't wearing any clothes! What kind of sicko are you anyway? You've been spending too much time with Oettinger.
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